SELECTED WORDS FROM THE REPORT:
"...aren't promising" "...fell" "...flat or lower" "...may not reach its goal" "...sales decline" "...heavy blow" "...two years of losses" "...poor sales" "...backfiring" "...PS3 an afterthought to game publishers" "...it's possible to buy a Blu-ray player and an Xbox 360 for less than a PS3" "...still losing money on every PS3 it sells" "...lack of attractive titles"
THE OFFICIAL WORDS, EACH ONE OF WHICH IS MORE GLORIOUS THAN THE LAST
FEEL THE WIND IN YOUR HAIR AS YOU POWER YOUR WAY ALONG THE HIGHWAYS IN OUTRUN ONLINE ARCADE
SEGA's classic arcade racer returns, but this time it's in stunning HiDef and available via PlayStation Network and Xbox LIVE Arcade for the Xbox 360 video game and entertainment system from Microsoft. Developed by acclaimed Sheffield studio Sumo Digital, OutRun Online Arcade, will be available early 2009.
Test your time, speed and handling ability as you race through vibrant, colourful stages and rediscover the 15 glorious OutRun courses. From the steep streets of San Francisco to the beautiful beaches of California, it's mile after mile of unrelenting acceleration, thrills and action. Feel the kick as you put your foot to the floor in one of the 10 high-performance, fully licensed Ferrari cars as you race your way across the U.S. to a killer soundtrack.
For the first time on PlayStation Network and Xbox LIVE, OutRun Online Arcade delivers online multiplayer racing for up to 6 players, with fast paced OutRun, Heart Attack and Time Attack modes, the draw to the open road has never been so appealing. OutRun Online Arcade on Xbox LIVE will feature achievements and voice; and on PlayStation Network will include trophies, voice over IP and leaderboards.
Which route will you choose on your drive for the highest possible score?
OutRun Online Arcade will be released on Xbox LIVE Arcade and PlayStation Network early 2009. For assets please visit www.sega-press.com.
Labels: WAR ON PS3
This thing about the Sarah Palin turkey slaughtering incident, which if you haven't heard about, is actually worth hearing about and watching the accompanying video footage. There's ONE OF US in the background fantasising about putting her in the machine next. This thing about a Battlestar Galactica poster, which is much less worth reading about, to be honest. This thing which is little more than an admission to spending a significant amount of time wanking over Gwen Stefani (photos) in the past. This thing about metal-detecting. Wouldn't bother. It did get linked to by some metal-detecting forums, though. If you thought your life was bad, just be happy you're not a member of a metal-detecting forum and therefore really into metal-detecting AND the internet. It certainly put a few things into perspective here. This thing about Konnie Huq doing a promotional video for Blu-ray, because you can't not download, re-encode, upload and embed video clips like this then spend several hours browsing the 'related videos' in horror when they come along:
Labels: WAR ON PS3
Labels: WAR ON PS3
This thing featuring a photo of a woman on a sled taken from an angle that makes it look like she's not wearing any trousers. This thing about a man who made a proper, working gun and chain saw combo, in which we used up all of this week AND next week's allocation of capital letters. This thing about the Xbox logo and 17th Century aliens. This thing about Doctor Who, iTunes and Billie Piper, which earned us a gold star for "SEO" awareness. This thing about ONE NEW COAT, ONE NEW HAT and a PAIR OF IMAGINARY BOOTS. This thing about Intel's Eric Mentzer, general manager of the chipset and graphic development group, because you can't not use pictures like this when they come along: "Sonic heads off into a cave with The Blade of Despair to do the only honourable thing left"
A site about games and game paraphernalia and how nothing's as good as we remember it, probably because we used to inhabit a FANTASY WORLD.
What are we half-heartedly skimming RIGHT NOW?
Each post .02% worse than the last.
THE HTML ERAS
When men used to till the pages by hand.
12 years of wheat and chaff in one vast and impenetrable mass.
Some updates weren't universally hated by the entire world within seconds of being uploaded.
Links to that blog of yours you started up and were excited about for a whole weekend.
Some people we might've MET. Or at least seen in a room and been near.
Other sites we are happy to officially endorse without requiring Adwords spend.
Having one is compulsory, apparently. Ours is here. It is not meant to be funny.
People off the internet. Quality and commitment levels may vary.
It came with the template. Maybe in 2014 we'll jump on board the Twitter train and put that in here. Or a radio. That'd be nice.