A site about games and game paraphernalia and how nothing's as good as we remember it, probably because we used to inhabit a FANTASY WORLD.
MICRO-BLOG
What are we half-heartedly skimming RIGHT NOW? RECENTLY...
Each post .02% worse than the last. THE NOW-OFFICIAL DESIGN UKR A NEW LOGO COMPETITION... YOU CAN WIN A SEGA MEGA DRIVE! CAPTION COMPETITION: SONIC AND THE BLACK KNIGHT SEGA LOOKS FINE, PARK IS WONKY, NO ONE EVER WANTS ... ELSEWHERE ON "THE NETWORK" #00047 WARNING: SONIC ADVENT CALENDARS IN CIRCULATION PHOTOGRAPH OF READER IN SEGAWORLD T-SHIRT AND IMPL... SEGA EUROPE ACHIEVES SELL-THROUGH OF 500,000 DREAM... GIRLS ALOUD IN NON-DRUNKEN, FULLY-CLOTHED, CHILD-F... THE HTML ERAS
When men used to till the pages by hand. |
SHOPS
Use our Play or Amazon Shops to buy those shit Wii games you secretly like, helping the effort. ARCHIVES
12 years of wheat and chaff in one vast and impenetrable mass. |
Some updates weren't universally hated by the entire world within seconds of being uploaded.
1. The Animal Crossing Wild World mega-feature and public-service review
2. Sonic CD - screenshot parade
3. Cream The Rabbit sexual diagrams
4. OutRun2 screenshot-taking guide for the benefit of inept journalists
5. The personal UKR SEGA Toys Homestar planetarium review
6. Trying to buy an Xbox 360 in London
7. (STILL) THE MOST AMAZING PROMOTIONAL PHOTOGRAPH OF ALL TIME
8. A trip to GamesMaster (in Peckham)
Links to that blog of yours you started up and were excited about for a whole weekend.
FRIENDS
Some people we might've MET. Or at least seen in a room and been near. One Thousand Tiny Things I Hate "LIFESTYLE"
Other sites we are happy to officially endorse without requiring Adwords spend. PRIVACY POLICY
Having one is compulsory, apparently. Ours is here. It is not meant to be funny. |
ACQUAINTANCES
People off the internet. Quality and commitment levels may vary. |
It came with the template. Maybe in 2014 we'll jump on board the Twitter train and put that in here. Or a radio. That'd be nice.
Word Verification : Barkeye, what Sony Execs use when looking at the 2008 Christmas sales figures.
I've suddenly got a bad feeling about this...
WV - supyrbil - This is no ordinary bill!
Oh, have we moved on? I was enjoying that. I'm for a good war, we've not had one for ages...
I saw that SEGA kissing robot in a Pink videoclip too...
word verification: really
My sixth sense is tingling.
He's probably one of them Kocktaku people, that hahahaha bender.
(No I didn't check thoroughly, it'd have been immediately obvious as the width would've changed slightly for one line.)
So, next week then?
Do I win 5 pounds?
So it the old one.