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SOME CREAM THE RABBIT PORN THAT A READER DREW

It's too hard to explain why this exists, just be thankful that it does and that we live in a society in which we're allowed to enjoy such images without fear of reprisal or rejection:

Half of us wants to rescue her, half wants to use her

That's meant to be ice cream, not spunk. If we could draw, we'd spend all day drawing porn of Cream The Rabbit too. There's a puddle of wee on the floor in front of her that we only just noticed! The picture gets better the more you look at it.


We want the whole set :(

And here it is full size for desktop/wallpaper purposes. With thanks to the original artist who is obviously a genius and clearly also likes the thought of Cream being so scared she wees herself.


Rescue Cream! Or just watch

We've just had a go at drawing some Cream porn. It's Cream about to be raped by Dr Robotnik, as Cheese looks on in despair but also with an erection. Not being able to draw sucks.


AN APPEAL:
Have you drawn any porn of Cream The Rabbit? If so, please send it in. We can't promise to feature any submissions, but we will attempt to wank vigorously over each one until our arm hurts or that nice thing happens and makes a mess on our tummy.

19 Comments:

Evil Homer said...

That's not wee ya fool, it's a purple double-ended flexi-dildo.

Well, that's what I thought when I saw the pic in the comments yesterday.

So, which is better, wee or dildo?

Perhaps some female readers would like to comment/send photos to me.

10:01 AM  
jammy56 said...

it was meant to be her neck-tie / bow thing.

with hindsight a double-ended flexi-dildo would have been much better.

11:07 AM  
The GagaMan(n) said...

Oh dear.

11:15 AM  
El Presidente said...

I haven't drawn any Cream porn, and I doubt I ever will, but I did once read a story where Cream went evil and hypnotised Tails to kill Chris from Sonic X.

There was only one chapter as well. And Chris didn't get killed. I felt ripped off.

12:11 PM  
Lee Thomas said...

did you guys see this:

http://b3ta.cr3ation.co.uk/tags.php?sonic+porn

maybe you did this!

4:25 PM  
Tomleecee said...

Zorg, Zorg, Zorg. Ice cream vans...? cartoon rabbits in compromising positions...? chaos with hard ons...? what will the Daily Mail say?

7:40 PM  
Bicro said...

............You guys are sick.

7:42 PM  
V1L3 said...

http://www.palcomix.com/comics.html

Bottom left.

I'd say some people had too much time on their hands, but if I obviously have the time to not only stumble across it, but copy the URL into the comments section on a site about how awesome Sega is, who's the time waster now? :P

9:16 AM  
Tomleecee said...

although...that drawing of Robotnik naked is pretty accuarate...

9:50 PM  
Benjamin said...

His eyes are on his chest! So that's why he wear sunglasses in daylight.

That Cheese drawing is terrific.

1:50 AM  
Wratty said...

even i was shocked by this!

what next gary? "we spotted sonic having sex with cream exclusive"?

its like some strange sort of route that a mascara laden goth takes on its route to suicide...

12:36 AM  
The name used to your plog posts. said...

earth to zorg i am not with you

i fire tasers and the sleeping goose

pararararaandoooras boxicycles are fun to dripple over

between you sihtz

there's a scope lof lava!!

raidcal spins on.

http://www.youtube.com/my_videos

oh wait...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t2wDEzWwHc0

there was a toad that lived in a hole

he fell ontop of a climbing pole

rattys goo splat!!

i chased after ice cream vans as a child

i never still do.

oh wait damn

ahhhh runs like the uber sonics a gamer

www.myspace.com/time2boogie

3:07 AM  
Koston said...

Oh sweet zombie jesus...

HAPPY CANADA DAY EVERYONE!!

1:03 PM  
gnome said...

This is pointless really... I'm just here to drag Tom back to his Yard...

10:52 PM  
Tomleecee said...

I won't go without a fight...

8:34 PM  
The name used to your plog posts. said...

garden gnomes never smash!!

im going to go to computer creation group and make something laserful.

we'll have a secret room somewhere

and it'll have all the staff getting covered in my rainbow paint and dancing and swirling around to a crazee johnny mixtape

megasheria + nosferatu

nos 4 a tu <3

everything is hypnosis

aizen taicho is the strongest man in heacu mondo land.

watch some bleach katey

kiba tito's manga is fruzzingly entertaining

altho it's entrampment if you only watch

and never create

but kurosaki ichigo teaches us to learn.

that means strawberry firetop or something

ichigo is the best sound in the world

ichigo7 the starlet miscredance arenathon

our E rated ultra whack the weazalathon.

lets make the best sort of babies katie

the ones that make sick children smile.

Computer games are important for that cause.

5:57 AM  
durandal said...

errrr... but doesnt the story say she's six... therefore making all this very very wrong.

7:29 PM  
Wratty said...

durandal, welcome to uk:resistance

3:53 PM  
Niero@Destructoid.com said...

Just saw this linked up from dtoid.com, that's hilarious. I give it about a week before we see Samus in a gag

8:50 PM  

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