WE MADE MERCHANDISE!
UKR t-shirts out now in three very fashionable designs:
RECENTLY...
As well as SELLING OUT we've done this:
SONIC THE HEDGEHOG SPOTTED SELLING ICE CREAM TO VULNERABLE CHILDREN
DEAD OR ALIVE XTREME FOOT FETISH SPECIAL
PHANTASY STAR UNIVERSE RE-RE-RE-RE-REDELAYED
WE DID AN UPDATE ABOUT SOMETHING, THEN GOT SENT A PHOTO OF SOMETHING ELSE THAT'S A BIT LIKE IT
WEIRD OLD SEGA FRUIT MACHINE SPECIAL!
WE'LL TAKE BACK EVERYTHING WE'VE EVER SAID ABOUT JOYSTICK JUNKIES...
SONY CONSOLE LAUNCH, PHASE THREE: SPELL THINGS WRONG AND MAKE THEM SOUND LIKE "ERECT"
SOME STUPID WEB SITE IS *BETTER* AT FINDING SEGA STUFF THAN WE ARE
WE SHOULD PROBABLY DO SOMETHING WITH THIS JAPANESE PSP RUBBISH
THE DS PUBLICITY MACHINE HAS GONE TOO FAR
THE LAST YEAR OR SO
Stuff doesn't disappear when it scrolls off the bottom. It gets saved here in monthly chunks:
[March 2004]
[April 2004]
[May 2004]
[June 2004]
[August 2004]
[September 2004]
[October 2004]
[November 2004]
[December 2004]
[January 2005]
[February 2005]
[March 2005]
[April 2005]
[May 2005]
[June 2005]
[July 2005]
[August 2005]
[September 2005]
[October 2005]
[November 2005]
[December 2005]
[January 2006]
[February 2006]
[March 2006]
[April 2006]
[May 2006]
[June 2006]
[July 2006]
[August 2006]
[September 2006]
[October 2006]
[November 2006]

VERY OLD THINGS
Most of it's quite rubbish in hindsight:
[1996-2001]
[2002-2004]
SITES WE DO!
[Nintendogging]
[Idiot Toys]
[My Animal Crossing]
SITES WE LIKE!
[Spong]
[Eurogamer]
[Kikizo]
[Kotaku even though they steal our news almost every day now]
[Idle Thumbs]
[Insert Credit]
[Wonderland]
[Bizarre Creations]
[Mr Biffo]
THE TRIFORCE!
[The Triforce]
KEITH, ALEKS AND GREG!
[Guardian Games Blog]
JUST CHRIS NOW, AND AN OCCASIONAL CAMEO APPEARANCE FROM US!
[Xbox 360 Magazine]
GRAEME'S SOLO PROJECT!
[AceyBongos]
SITES WE HATE *SO MUCH* THEY DON'T EVEN DESERVE THE DIGNITY OF A FUNCTIONING LINK!
[Penny Arcade]
[Game Girl Advance]
[Total Video Games]
[Gillen]
[B3TA]
[NTSC-UK]
SITES THAT ASKED NICELY FOR A LINK!
[Dark Revolutions]
[Lemmy + Binky]
[Genki Video Games]
[Open Senses]
[Console Mad]
[Persian Gamers]
[CVG Archive]
[Disposable Media]
[NOOOZ]
[Mean Machines Archive]
SUCCESSFULLY GOADED INTO ADDING A LINK BY:
[The RamRaider]
NON-GAMING SITES WE READ BECAUSE WE'RE SO ACHINGLY *LIFESTYLE* AND IN TOUCH WITH YOUTH CULTURE!
[Snackspot]
[Usemycomp.]
[NTK]
[Cybercandy]
[Popjustice]
[Goldenfiddle]
[Rich Herring]
SAY HELLO!
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[About]
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You don't have to actually read the site to read the site:
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Just to fit in:
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AC:WW FORUM!
Best game ever:
[Animal Crossing]
STAFF:
It's a hilarious satire on the AmericaniZation of the internet!
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Brandon Vasquez
MANAGING EDITOR
Jeff Lezuriak
EDITOR IN CHIEF
Kim Kwong Hang
SITE EDITOR
Zach Weinovich
REVIEWS EDITOR
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BYE THEN
Bye then.
19 Comments:
That's not wee ya fool, it's a purple double-ended flexi-dildo.
Well, that's what I thought when I saw the pic in the comments yesterday.
So, which is better, wee or dildo?
Perhaps some female readers would like to comment/send photos to me.
it was meant to be her neck-tie / bow thing.
with hindsight a double-ended flexi-dildo would have been much better.
Oh dear.
I haven't drawn any Cream porn, and I doubt I ever will, but I did once read a story where Cream went evil and hypnotised Tails to kill Chris from Sonic X.
There was only one chapter as well. And Chris didn't get killed. I felt ripped off.
did you guys see this:
http://b3ta.cr3ation.co.uk/tags.php?sonic+porn
maybe you did this!
Zorg, Zorg, Zorg. Ice cream vans...? cartoon rabbits in compromising positions...? chaos with hard ons...? what will the Daily Mail say?
............You guys are sick.
http://www.palcomix.com/comics.html
Bottom left.
I'd say some people had too much time on their hands, but if I obviously have the time to not only stumble across it, but copy the URL into the comments section on a site about how awesome Sega is, who's the time waster now? :P
although...that drawing of Robotnik naked is pretty accuarate...
His eyes are on his chest! So that's why he wear sunglasses in daylight.
That Cheese drawing is terrific.
even i was shocked by this!
what next gary? "we spotted sonic having sex with cream exclusive"?
its like some strange sort of route that a mascara laden goth takes on its route to suicide...
earth to zorg i am not with you
i fire tasers and the sleeping goose
pararararaandoooras boxicycles are fun to dripple over
between you sihtz
there's a scope lof lava!!
raidcal spins on.
http://www.youtube.com/my_videos
oh wait...
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t2wDEzWwHc0
there was a toad that lived in a hole
he fell ontop of a climbing pole
rattys goo splat!!
i chased after ice cream vans as a child
i never still do.
oh wait damn
ahhhh runs like the uber sonics a gamer
www.myspace.com/time2boogie
Oh sweet zombie jesus...
HAPPY CANADA DAY EVERYONE!!
This is pointless really... I'm just here to drag Tom back to his Yard...
I won't go without a fight...
garden gnomes never smash!!
im going to go to computer creation group and make something laserful.
we'll have a secret room somewhere
and it'll have all the staff getting covered in my rainbow paint and dancing and swirling around to a crazee johnny mixtape
megasheria + nosferatu
nos 4 a tu <3
everything is hypnosis
aizen taicho is the strongest man in heacu mondo land.
watch some bleach katey
kiba tito's manga is fruzzingly entertaining
altho it's entrampment if you only watch
and never create
but kurosaki ichigo teaches us to learn.
that means strawberry firetop or something
ichigo is the best sound in the world
ichigo7 the starlet miscredance arenathon
our E rated ultra whack the weazalathon.
lets make the best sort of babies katie
the ones that make sick children smile.
Computer games are important for that cause.
errrr... but doesnt the story say she's six... therefore making all this very very wrong.
durandal, welcome to uk:resistance
Just saw this linked up from dtoid.com, that's hilarious. I give it about a week before we see Samus in a gag
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