UK:RESISTANCE 'main page'
A reader, who has presumably come of age and decided it's time to start wearing proper clothes from the adult section, has decided he doesn't want his Sonic hat any more.

So you can have it.




"Found this while rifling through some old stuff. Just look at the attention to detail. It's even got a Sonic-branded label inside! They don't make 'em like they used to, etc etc. And here's the best bit... you can have it! Keep it, wear it or give it to away to a reader in some UK:R mega competition... the choice is yours."




"Seriously, it's only going to charity if you say no. If you do want it, give me a shout soon as I'm leaving the country after Xmas! (don't print my name please!)" - MR X.




The first person to email UKR saying they want it can have it. Or, at least, we'll forward your email address to MR X and ask him to post it to you, if he can be bothered. Then you might get it in the post. It's like a Christmas present.
Anonymous Barney said...
i'll have it my email is we_larve_it_larve_it_larve_it_larve_it
_larve_it@hotmail.com
Anonymous Anonymous said...
tim162@gmail.com
I want it more than anybody!
Anonymous Anonymous said...
i_already_have_1_but_am_a_greedy_bastard_so_give_it_to_me_now@hotmail.com
Blogger weatherbox said...
UK:R has 'given' me so much over the years, but I've always thought it would be better if UK:R 'gave' me things in a different sense. It's the same difference between a girl 'giving' you her heart and 'giving' you carte blanche to enact upon her some hard prolapse-inducing anal gape fucking. I think it's time that UK:R 'gave' me something in the hard prolapse-inducing anal gape fucking sense.
With that in mind, I reckon I should get the hat. In fact, fuck it, I'm gonna' go out there and say I don't actually want it after all that. I do still want anal off a girl though. Boy, do I want that.
Anonymous Matt Walker said...
Weatherbox, I want anal from a girl wearing that hat. So if you want to send it to someone in California who will make a woman wear it while he violates her behind, contact me at matt@funnymatt.com.
Anonymous yoyo said...
By the references to anal sex and girlfriends, you fellas are actually talking about your bumhole edition Fleshlights, right? Come on now, don't lie. You jokers. Sega fans don't have girlfriends!
Anonymous Sam said...
i felt bad about not being the first one here, until i realized i already have that hat in better colors than blue and brown...and then i felt somewhat better and worse at the same time.

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