So you can have it.
"Found this while rifling through some old stuff. Just look at the attention to detail. It's even got a Sonic-branded label inside! They don't make 'em like they used to, etc etc. And here's the best bit... you can have it! Keep it, wear it or give it to away to a reader in some UK:R mega competition... the choice is yours."
"Seriously, it's only going to charity if you say no. If you do want it, give me a shout soon as I'm leaving the country after Xmas! (don't print my name please!)" - MR X.
The first person to email UKR saying they want it can have it. Or, at least, we'll forward your email address to MR X and ask him to post it to you, if he can be bothered. Then you might get it in the post. It's like a Christmas present.
A site about games and game paraphernalia and how nothing's as good as we remember it, probably because we used to inhabit a FANTASY WORLD.
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MICRO-BLOG
What are we half-heartedly skimming RIGHT NOW? RECENTLY...
Each post .02% worse than the last. WAR UPDATE: ENEMY STILL SELLING TORTURE DEVICES AT... WILL FINALLY COMES THROUGH WITH HIS PROMISE TO PRO... DREAMCAST USED TO SYMBOLISE GENERIC VIDEO GAME CON... VIRAL MARKETING FOR STUDENTS CONCERNING DREAMCAST ... OUTRUN ONLINE ARCADE EMERGENCY AFTER WORK HOURS SC... SONY DIVERSIFYING INTO SAUSAGE ROLLS OFFICIALLY *NICE* PROJECT KATANA E3 1998 SHIRT LIFE GETS WORSE FOR "EVIL MUM" KAREN MATTHEWS MESMERISING DUAL DREAMCAST LOGO UPDATE
THE HTML ERAS
When men used to till the pages by hand. |
SHOPS
Use our Play or Amazon Shops to buy those shit Wii games you secretly like, helping the effort. ARCHIVES
12 years of wheat and chaff in one vast and impenetrable mass. |
Some updates weren't universally hated by the entire world within seconds of being uploaded.
1. The Animal Crossing Wild World mega-feature and public-service review
2. Sonic CD - screenshot parade
3. Cream The Rabbit sexual diagrams
4. OutRun2 screenshot-taking guide for the benefit of inept journalists
5. The personal UKR SEGA Toys Homestar planetarium review
6. Trying to buy an Xbox 360 in London
7. (STILL) THE MOST AMAZING PROMOTIONAL PHOTOGRAPH OF ALL TIME
8. A trip to GamesMaster (in Peckham)
Links to that blog of yours you started up and were excited about for a whole weekend.
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FRIENDS
Some people we might've MET. Or at least seen in a room and been near. One Thousand Tiny Things I Hate "LIFESTYLE"
Other sites we are happy to officially endorse without requiring Adwords spend. PRIVACY POLICY
Having one is compulsory, apparently. Ours is here. It is not meant to be funny. |
ACQUAINTANCES
People off the internet. Quality and commitment levels may vary. |
It came with the template. Maybe in 2014 we'll jump on board the Twitter train and put that in here. Or a radio. That'd be nice.
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I want it more than anybody!
With that in mind, I reckon I should get the hat. In fact, fuck it, I'm gonna' go out there and say I don't actually want it after all that. I do still want anal off a girl though. Boy, do I want that.