The server's going to be down for at least 72 hours after this gets out, so we'll see you on the other side next Monday with 1.5million new readers. Be nice - 1.2million of them will be girls!
"You all seem really depressed lately, so I thought I would send you a picture of my cat using a Dreamcast controller as a pillow. I would have added a funny caption, but I'm not actually clever enough to think of one. There, isn't that better?" - Eric.
A site about games and game paraphernalia and how nothing's as good as we remember it, probably because we used to inhabit a FANTASY WORLD.
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MICRO-BLOG
What are we half-heartedly skimming RIGHT NOW? RECENTLY...
Each post .02% worse than the last. FINANCIAL NEWS UPDATE: SONY CLOSING 10% OF GLOBAL ... WE STILL ENJOY SEEING SONIC-ENDORSED THINGS FROM T... WAR NEWS: SPAIN, FRANCE AND ITALY LIBERATED FROM E... ELSEWHERE ON "THE NETWORK" #00048 DREAMCAST LOGO, ON CUP, ON EASTENDERS THE NOW-OFFICIAL DESIGN UKR A NEW LOGO COMPETITION... YOU CAN WIN A SEGA MEGA DRIVE! CAPTION COMPETITION: SONIC AND THE BLACK KNIGHT SEGA LOOKS FINE, PARK IS WONKY, NO ONE EVER WANTS ...
THE HTML ERAS
When men used to till the pages by hand. |
SHOPS
Use our Play or Amazon Shops to buy those shit Wii games you secretly like, helping the effort. ARCHIVES
12 years of wheat and chaff in one vast and impenetrable mass. |
Some updates weren't universally hated by the entire world within seconds of being uploaded.
1. The Animal Crossing Wild World mega-feature and public-service review
2. Sonic CD - screenshot parade
3. Cream The Rabbit sexual diagrams
4. OutRun2 screenshot-taking guide for the benefit of inept journalists
5. The personal UKR SEGA Toys Homestar planetarium review
6. Trying to buy an Xbox 360 in London
7. (STILL) THE MOST AMAZING PROMOTIONAL PHOTOGRAPH OF ALL TIME
8. A trip to GamesMaster (in Peckham)
Links to that blog of yours you started up and were excited about for a whole weekend.
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FRIENDS
Some people we might've MET. Or at least seen in a room and been near. One Thousand Tiny Things I Hate "LIFESTYLE"
Other sites we are happy to officially endorse without requiring Adwords spend. PRIVACY POLICY
Having one is compulsory, apparently. Ours is here. It is not meant to be funny. |
ACQUAINTANCES
People off the internet. Quality and commitment levels may vary. |
It came with the template. Maybe in 2014 we'll jump on board the Twitter train and put that in here. Or a radio. That'd be nice.
At least will give you another female stat Zorg.
Word verification: conesup
Please use in a sentence:
"We've finished spooning, would you like to conesup?"
WV: Sonatrac - child of 80s toy Big Trak or enemy of Dr. Who
You can tell, because they seem to have cut it's arms and legs off. Hang on, do cats have arms?
My cat seems to do a similar thing. Maybe SEGA are secretly beginning to take the animal kingdom by storm?
equista: name of the Dreamcast 2 processor. Let's keep this bandwagon rolling!
1 million more readers guaranteed
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Photoshop the Dreamcast logo blue, make the text a bit more readable and that'd be perfect.
That's a winner for me, too
OK, that one is brilliant.