Sony is also axing 8000 jobs as well as closing 10% of its weapon factories. What a shame. What a big shame. What a BIG OLD FUCKING SHAMEY SHAME indeed. We don't like to laugh about people losing their jobs, but it's OK when it's SONY PEOPLE as they're not even real people at all. They don't have feelings.
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It came with the template. Maybe in 2014 we'll jump on board the Twitter train and put that in here. Or a radio. That'd be nice.
oh wait, not being able to make any good games is what got Sony into this mess in the first place.
And I've just thought, ig Sony are crushed, what will become of UKR? Will we declare victory and leave? Or just find something else to 'resist' against?
WV - mateseed - no i didn't make that up!
http://kotaku.com/5105021/new-in+game-killzone-2-screens
Is it any good?
Also anyone seen that gamestation already have sonic unleashed at 19.99??
Although the axis of evil is collapsing, the allies are hardly doing themselves proud, amirite?
Twice the casualties. Concrete factory floors covered in blood. Machinery smashed. Low-tier employees opening formal letters in tears wondering how much they're getting to clear their desks out.
'European' assaults on 'Asian' strongholds'...what a laugh, you miserable supposedly liberal twat, regurgitating the sort of vile dehumanizing propaganda your beloved 'why so squeamish about poison bombing unvilised tribes' Churchill and your 'greatest generation' did years ago to justify the slaughter of millions of non-whites, guilt for which you whites feel still sufficiently alien to today.
I'm wondering how you reconcile all this with your pathetic 'love' of JAPANESE games company SEGA. Fuck you.
It can't be long now before VS day (Victory over Sony) can be celebrated.
Go and have a pint and a ciggy and relax a bit, yes?
dude, this is teh interbutt, the tubes, this site is a joke, a point and laugh at sony´s misery place, If you know this then why so serious al of sudden? If you cannot tell the difference then the intertubes are not for you. By the way I´m jew (white) half filipino If I don´t get offended over this why you? So why don´t you go to protest somewhere else rich white boy, take all your emo angst and throw yourself off a building one not too high, we don´t want you to get yourself hurt bad, just enough to learn a lesson. Damn rich white boys.
Honestly Zorg, why do you allow this 'Anonymous' bloke to keep coming back? He's obviously a mental case...
Oh yeah, and previous WV: Cawlim=some kind of instantmessager based on welsh soup?
Well I've got another one: "Statistically you're never more than eight comments away from some twat who brings race into everything."
Now fuck off.
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8000 - or indeed 16000 - is a great number of destroyed inhuman SCUM, but we shall not rest until the hulking pile of SHITE that is SONY is buried - preferably by choking to death on its own puke and lies.
Happy wanking boys....!
Death to the yellow-skinned Sony devils!
This is what the WHOLE INTERNET should be like. Keep it coming!
Its ok , you can always come to the UK and pick cockles.
LittleBigRecession
hahahaha - pretty much says it all really.
http://easycaptures.com/5617816515
Keep up the assault UKR!
...Actually, I kind of do. Most of the Sony products I've bought broke down constantly. Our big Sony TV broke. My few Sony earphones I've bought all broke. I think pretty much all the Sony products I've bought broke down one way or another. Their products are just overpriced, highly-marketed, overly-stylish expensive piece of brand-image retrocrap.
But I still think that the Playstation 3 is a pretty damn good and solid product.
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This is all getting a bit rich for my tastes :(
They've got to shift those boxes out their warehouse one way or another.
And Kids dissing the PS3 should be on an 0898 number. I know I'd call with my trousers round my ankles. Go on son, say how just how shit the PS3 is ... ahhhhhh... lovely stuff!
WV - Mingbea - Bea Arthur was not a minger, okay so Betty White was the hottie in the golden girls, but why pick on Dorothy in word verification?
Now they know how it feels to cripple a company due to lies and false propaganda....The joy makes me quiver!
LONG LIVE THE DREAMCAST!!!!
Heard 16000 in cable too. It's their fault by working in Sony. Next time chose a better company.
LittleBigRecession LOL, what about LittlBigPhail?
When the brainwashed nurks of the Playstation Generation start laughing at it, you know we've got them on the ropes.
Pubsen: A brewery organised meeting of SEN: Sony Eradication by Numbers
my psp broke after 1 year, and i didnt even use it!
my mini disc player broke after 2 years and that cost more than a ps2!
the only thing sony that stil works is my ps2! but i got that free.
"An analyst at KBC Securities said that, under Sir Howard’s leadership, Sony had got rid of “the stupid stuff” that had accumulated within the company over the years – robotic dog divisions, chocolate and gift emporia and other other legacy follies. That leaves fewer obvious targets for a cull, he said"
compared to a 150w room heater / Blu Ray machine / Little big planet player / general shitbox PS3 - a robot dog looks totally inspired. More robot dogs Sony, and drop the real turds like your overpriced Blu Ray playing tat.
Sonic RPG on DS is crap. Slow, boring, basic : a washed down copy of Mario&Luigi brothers in time. This is how bad it is.
Don't buy it unless you're 12 years old.