This thing featuring a photo of a woman on a sled taken from an angle that makes it look like she's not wearing any trousers. This thing about a man who made a proper, working gun and chain saw combo, in which we used up all of this week AND next week's allocation of capital letters. This thing about the Xbox logo and 17th Century aliens. This thing about Doctor Who, iTunes and Billie Piper, which earned us a gold star for "SEO" awareness. This thing about ONE NEW COAT, ONE NEW HAT and a PAIR OF IMAGINARY BOOTS. This thing about Intel's Eric Mentzer, general manager of the chipset and graphic development group, because you can't not use pictures like this when they come along:
A site about games and game paraphernalia and how nothing's as good as we remember it, probably because we used to inhabit a FANTASY WORLD.
What are we half-heartedly skimming RIGHT NOW?
Each post .02% worse than the last.
THE HTML ERAS
When men used to till the pages by hand.
12 years of wheat and chaff in one vast and impenetrable mass.
Some updates weren't universally hated by the entire world within seconds of being uploaded.
Links to that blog of yours you started up and were excited about for a whole weekend.
Some people we might've MET. Or at least seen in a room and been near.
Other sites we are happy to officially endorse without requiring Adwords spend.
Having one is compulsory, apparently. Ours is here. It is not meant to be funny.
People off the internet. Quality and commitment levels may vary.
It came with the template. Maybe in 2014 we'll jump on board the Twitter train and put that in here. Or a radio. That'd be nice.