This thing featuring a photo of a woman on a sled taken from an angle that makes it look like she's not wearing any trousers. This thing about a man who made a proper, working gun and chain saw combo, in which we used up all of this week AND next week's allocation of capital letters. This thing about the Xbox logo and 17th Century aliens. This thing about Doctor Who, iTunes and Billie Piper, which earned us a gold star for "SEO" awareness. This thing about ONE NEW COAT, ONE NEW HAT and a PAIR OF IMAGINARY BOOTS. This thing about Intel's Eric Mentzer, general manager of the chipset and graphic development group, because you can't not use pictures like this when they come along:
HAIRY MAN 0/10.
A site about games and game paraphernalia and how nothing's as good as we remember it, probably because we used to inhabit a FANTASY WORLD.
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MICRO-BLOG
What are we half-heartedly skimming RIGHT NOW? RECENTLY...
Each post .02% worse than the last. DREAMCAST LOGO, ON CUP, ON EASTENDERS THE NOW-OFFICIAL DESIGN UKR A NEW LOGO COMPETITION... YOU CAN WIN A SEGA MEGA DRIVE! CAPTION COMPETITION: SONIC AND THE BLACK KNIGHT SEGA LOOKS FINE, PARK IS WONKY, NO ONE EVER WANTS ... ELSEWHERE ON "THE NETWORK" #00047 WARNING: SONIC ADVENT CALENDARS IN CIRCULATION PHOTOGRAPH OF READER IN SEGAWORLD T-SHIRT AND IMPL... SEGA EUROPE ACHIEVES SELL-THROUGH OF 500,000 DREAM...
THE HTML ERAS
When men used to till the pages by hand. |
SHOPS
Use our Play or Amazon Shops to buy those shit Wii games you secretly like, helping the effort. ARCHIVES
12 years of wheat and chaff in one vast and impenetrable mass. |
Some updates weren't universally hated by the entire world within seconds of being uploaded.
1. The Animal Crossing Wild World mega-feature and public-service review
2. Sonic CD - screenshot parade
3. Cream The Rabbit sexual diagrams
4. OutRun2 screenshot-taking guide for the benefit of inept journalists
5. The personal UKR SEGA Toys Homestar planetarium review
6. Trying to buy an Xbox 360 in London
7. (STILL) THE MOST AMAZING PROMOTIONAL PHOTOGRAPH OF ALL TIME
8. A trip to GamesMaster (in Peckham)
Links to that blog of yours you started up and were excited about for a whole weekend.
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FRIENDS
Some people we might've MET. Or at least seen in a room and been near. One Thousand Tiny Things I Hate "LIFESTYLE"
Other sites we are happy to officially endorse without requiring Adwords spend. PRIVACY POLICY
Having one is compulsory, apparently. Ours is here. It is not meant to be funny. |
ACQUAINTANCES
People off the internet. Quality and commitment levels may vary. |
It came with the template. Maybe in 2014 we'll jump on board the Twitter train and put that in here. Or a radio. That'd be nice.
Never watched Dr.Who, but on the hi-res Billie pic he's super freckled.
Is this hidden from viewers normally, using hugely expensive computer imagery to superimpose a less freckled face on top of his own?
Or was this an episode where 'gingerness' is revealed as merely a Dalek plot to gain access to the queen mum's remains, and Who bravely infects himself for an insight into their dastardly plan?
Word Verf: petwi - A dish used by Jonathan Ross to grow 'bactewia'.