So please, send in your ideas for new UKR logos. Preference will be given to ones that fit the existing gap, are less than 20k and look like the sort of proper logo you might see on a proper web site done by proper people for proper people to read.
Here's a few we've got in so far. There's no closing date.
You can be serious. It doesn't have to be Blaze Fielding sucking Ryo Hazuki's cock, although that would probably get linked to by Kotaku so if you have the art skills and time...
You probably won't be able to beat this, mind.
The SEGA font's a bit hackneyed, to be honest.
You can email them to ukresistance@hotmail.com, or put them in the comments or whatever. How you submit them isn't part of the competition. Just don't turn up at the house with them drawn over the welcome page of an old copy of SEGA Saturn Magazine.
We'd also accept £17k off Sony's marketing division to make it Sackboy for two months or 500k page impressions. The money would be spent on registering the domain name and buying web space for the next ONE THOUSAND YEARS.
Or this, with Jacques walking past and the sign saying something about suicide rates?
A site about games and game paraphernalia and how nothing's as good as we remember it, probably because we used to inhabit a FANTASY WORLD.
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What are we half-heartedly skimming RIGHT NOW? RECENTLY...
Each post .02% worse than the last. YOU CAN WIN A SEGA MEGA DRIVE! CAPTION COMPETITION: SONIC AND THE BLACK KNIGHT SEGA LOOKS FINE, PARK IS WONKY, NO ONE EVER WANTS ... ELSEWHERE ON "THE NETWORK" #00047 WARNING: SONIC ADVENT CALENDARS IN CIRCULATION PHOTOGRAPH OF READER IN SEGAWORLD T-SHIRT AND IMPL... SEGA EUROPE ACHIEVES SELL-THROUGH OF 500,000 DREAM... GIRLS ALOUD IN NON-DRUNKEN, FULLY-CLOTHED, CHILD-F... PS3 LIE WATCH - THERE ARE NOT 14 MILLION ACTIVE ON...
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Use our Play or Amazon Shops to buy those shit Wii games you secretly like, helping the effort. ARCHIVES
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Some updates weren't universally hated by the entire world within seconds of being uploaded.
1. The Animal Crossing Wild World mega-feature and public-service review
2. Sonic CD - screenshot parade
3. Cream The Rabbit sexual diagrams
4. OutRun2 screenshot-taking guide for the benefit of inept journalists
5. The personal UKR SEGA Toys Homestar planetarium review
6. Trying to buy an Xbox 360 in London
7. (STILL) THE MOST AMAZING PROMOTIONAL PHOTOGRAPH OF ALL TIME
8. A trip to GamesMaster (in Peckham)
Links to that blog of yours you started up and were excited about for a whole weekend.
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Other sites we are happy to officially endorse without requiring Adwords spend. PRIVACY POLICY
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It came with the template. Maybe in 2014 we'll jump on board the Twitter train and put that in here. Or a radio. That'd be nice.
Maybe someone could put Segata Sanshiro in the back seat?
I used to fancy her like mad when I was a kid...
Compo over, next question.
That's one fantasy destroyed then.
http://www.gamehotties.com/cosplayers/blaze.asp
Listen, we've all got to let go at some point. I think your time is now, my friend.
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Enjoy your Blu-ray Disc™ Player with extremely narrow library of quality games.
Behold....
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There's my attempt. I spent ages trying to decide who had the charisma, charm and sheer lovableness of Sonic, and only one man could fill the gap for me. With bonus appearances from That Guy from JSR who I can't remember the name of because I always played as Gum, and Ulala.
http://kotaku.com/5101370/ukresistance-breaks-up-with-sonic
http://www.xxxpichost.com/index.php?page=view&id=109a61436&name=gobbledsaturn.jpg
NSFW
Finally, an excuse to submit that porn pic I once found with a Saturn box in the background.
Anyhow, I like the second one and the Knuckles one. Maybe a banner with the Dreamcast toilet paper or maybe a rendering of Blue Skies. Uhm... maybe PS3 getting smashed or even this Sonic now, very iconic... I'm not sure.
http://www.kameli.net/~manu/ukdc2.gif
As for Kotaku considering this news, Kotaku isn't purely a news site, so not everything posted there has to be news news. News. news. nuse.
They ban people they don't agree with and call others elitist if they don't agree with someone else. Never once have a laughed at a Kotaku post, yet their boards are filled with little twats saying "LOL", "Funniest thing evar!!!!", "You made my day!!". It isn’t purely a news site, it’s also about ego of the editors.
Kunt-Otaku.
Kocktocku.
Take your pick.
Garo
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Their dead? Good. This nazis should stay there.
I'll say this for us, UK:R posters are generally more articulate.
can't we just have sonic from sonic 1 up there?
"I wonder what UK:R will say when PS3 starts selling well."
Hilarious.
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They are using a Nazi-Phrase "Arbeit macht frei" and changed it to "Spiel macht frei". This Phrase was placed at the entrances to a number of Nazi concentration camps. So many Jews Families and their Children, Homosexuals, people with disabilities and many others are murdered at those Camps and UKResistance thinks it was a Game???...
I wasnt aware that anything any Nazi ever said or wrote was a Nazi-phrase??? Du spinst!
I have just posted a comment regarding "arbeit macht frei" being adopted by the Nazi's rather than it being a Nazi slogan, in a similar way to the swastika.
And apparently your anonymous comment has to be "approved". I thought this was the internet, with free speech, not Nazi Germany!
WV-tquitsmo- Yes, they did quit making gran turismo.
http://www.bilalsheikh.co.uk/ukresistance/ukresistance_logo.png
I've deliberately placed Jacques in such a position as to make it ambiguous as to who he's staring at
thats nice dude. i see you've 4k or so that could still be use to up the clarity, the spiel macht frei bit is a touch hard to read
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might have another look at it again.
Actually Ku in m country is said the same as Cu, which means ass in English, but that's ok. Kotaku also has otaku in the name, something that you shouldn't be that proud off since it's just another word for wankers. Srly.
I was going to try reuse my six Megadrives atop the PS3 but it's too tall to fit properly.
As for the war with Kotaku, I prefer the war with Wikipedia and the Lair entry, that was the highlight of the internet. Warring with Wikipedia's less hassle, too.
wv: Kingstun - Kingston
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If you like the idea, I'll try to improve the pic by perhaps adding a SEGA arcade in the background or something like that.
http://i35.tinypic.com/2dlvqq9.jpg
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Loving the March to Germany/PSland one, well both really, but anything that associates Sony with the Nazis has to be a thumbs up!