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A site about games and game paraphernalia and how nothing's as good as we remember it, probably because we used to inhabit a FANTASY WORLD.
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What are we half-heartedly skimming RIGHT NOW? RECENTLY...
Each post .02% worse than the last. SONIC PASTA SHAPES - UK VERSION REVEALED! TODAY'S UPDATE IS JUST A COUPLE OF PHOTOGRAPHS SONY'S AMAZINGLY SEXIST INDIAN PS2 ADVERTS SONIC THE HEDGEHOG DADDIES SAUCE A MAN SAW EMILY BOOTH ON XLEAGUE.TV FORZA 2 CAR COMPO - THE WINNERS! FORZA 2 UKR CAR COMPO - THE MADLY-SKILLED SECOND A... FORZA 2 CAR COMPO - HIGHLY COMMENDED THE HTML ERAS
When men used to till the pages by hand. |
SHOPS
Use our Play or Amazon Shops to buy those shit Wii games you secretly like, helping the effort. ARCHIVES
12 years of wheat and chaff in one vast and impenetrable mass. |
Some updates weren't universally hated by the entire world within seconds of being uploaded.
1. The Animal Crossing Wild World mega-feature and public-service review
2. Sonic CD - screenshot parade
3. Cream The Rabbit sexual diagrams
4. OutRun2 screenshot-taking guide for the benefit of inept journalists
5. The personal UKR SEGA Toys Homestar planetarium review
6. Trying to buy an Xbox 360 in London
7. (STILL) THE MOST AMAZING PROMOTIONAL PHOTOGRAPH OF ALL TIME
8. A trip to GamesMaster (in Peckham)
Links to that blog of yours you started up and were excited about for a whole weekend.
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Some people we might've MET. Or at least seen in a room and been near. One Thousand Tiny Things I Hate "LIFESTYLE"
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Having one is compulsory, apparently. Ours is here. It is not meant to be funny. |
ACQUAINTANCES
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It came with the template. Maybe in 2014 we'll jump on board the Twitter train and put that in here. Or a radio. That'd be nice.
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I'm guessing the shop is run by an italian named mario. In that case SEGA means "Wank off" in italian.
But its a quality find...I might have to check it out myself,I'm really curious now, on why its called SEGA.
The areas is indeed hell, it's full of art students, terrorists, crack whores, drug dealers and homeless people with mental problems (there is both a homeless shelter and needle clinic by the office). The area smells worse than most of the industrial zones in east london (including Silvertown).
If you want to live there it will cost you over quarter of a million for a decent flat (leasehold), yet it's full of council house dossers who live their for 30 quid a week, and don't do any work (let alone work in the city). All the council houses are the primary reason it's so scummy and yet so expensive (because housing for normal people, who work for a living, is so limited).
I'd never noticed the name of the shop (I never go on the other side of the street). I'm such a nub.
It's odd in that it doesn't appear to sell 'newspapers' other than a small number on the counter, just the usual crisps/sweets/pasta/bog roll.
Thinking about it... maybe it is like one of the shops in Shenmue... (although the one you come across was at least half decently stocked IIRC).
The last time I went in was to get Private Eye I think (I like to look at the pictures, plus they printed a letter of mine once). I hate 'newsagents' that don't sell proper magazines or newspapers. Except in Shenmue, natch.
http://www.computerandvideogames.com/article.php?id=167223
Yeah that's a mega idea! We've gotta do that! Sort something out Zorg.