A site about games and game paraphernalia and how nothing's as good as we remember it, probably because we used to inhabit a FANTASY WORLD.
MICRO-BLOG
What are we half-heartedly skimming RIGHT NOW? RECENTLY...
Each post .02% worse than the last. SEGA RETURNS TO HARDWARE MARKET WITH 'HOMESTAR'! JAPAN'S XBOX 360 SUMMIT 2005 -- PHOTOS, MARKETING ... PLAYSTATION 3 LAUNCH GAMES CONFIRMED LET'S LOOK THROUGH "TRADE MAGAZINE" MCV AND SEE IF... DARTH VADER PULLS JAPANESE SCHOOLGIRLS THE TOP 100 REASONS WHY BEING A WOMAN SUCKS THE "WOMAN GAMERS" PRESS RELEASE STAYING AWAKE CHA... GROWN-UP BUSINESSMEN PRETEND THEY LIKE A SHIT MOBI... MR YODA -- "BIG ISSUE BUY, YOU WILL?" THE HTML ERAS
When men used to till the pages by hand. |
SHOPS
Use our Play or Amazon Shops to buy those shit Wii games you secretly like, helping the effort. ARCHIVES
12 years of wheat and chaff in one vast and impenetrable mass. |
Some updates weren't universally hated by the entire world within seconds of being uploaded.
1. The Animal Crossing Wild World mega-feature and public-service review
2. Sonic CD - screenshot parade
3. Cream The Rabbit sexual diagrams
4. OutRun2 screenshot-taking guide for the benefit of inept journalists
5. The personal UKR SEGA Toys Homestar planetarium review
6. Trying to buy an Xbox 360 in London
7. (STILL) THE MOST AMAZING PROMOTIONAL PHOTOGRAPH OF ALL TIME
8. A trip to GamesMaster (in Peckham)
Links to that blog of yours you started up and were excited about for a whole weekend.
FRIENDS
Some people we might've MET. Or at least seen in a room and been near. One Thousand Tiny Things I Hate "LIFESTYLE"
Other sites we are happy to officially endorse without requiring Adwords spend. PRIVACY POLICY
Having one is compulsory, apparently. Ours is here. It is not meant to be funny. |
ACQUAINTANCES
People off the internet. Quality and commitment levels may vary. |
It came with the template. Maybe in 2014 we'll jump on board the Twitter train and put that in here. Or a radio. That'd be nice.
That's right, ME! Not only that but I'm not a blithering idiot! believe it or not I'm actually going to a college, and soon to go to a uni, as are most of the people who went to my school.
You're just an arrogant, bigoted, egotistical, know-nothing tit. I wish one of the actual muggers, who fyi only roam the back streets - and even that tends to be late at night - had actualy killed you. It's a misfortune for the world that you're walking carcass of prejudice is still taking up space
Butthurt tit, back to your ghetto, now, oh and community college and a course in nursing don't count as true academia.
Lulz were had by all, except you.
Realised the error of my ways.