"Quite how it happened I'm not sure. But if anything's going to sell a Daily Mail it's going to be the bit that says "You can WIN a Sega Megadrive! It's a shame that they put PS3 at the top of the list, though. So I like to think that the list is actually a countdown, with the most popular consoles coming towards the bottom of the list. If you imagine Bruno Brooks reading the list, it makes a lot more sense."
"In case you're all about to rush out and pick up a Mail (it's an ongoing compo, and although I haven't checked, it's probably on today's too.) be aware that it's not REALLY a Megadrive. It's one of those pansy-assed Blaze Plug'n'Play doohickeys. Still, you can get one free from them, if you collect all 90 tokens! Sorry I sent this two days late, but I forgot the picture was in my phone" - Jayenkai.
A site about games and game paraphernalia and how nothing's as good as we remember it, probably because we used to inhabit a FANTASY WORLD.
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MICRO-BLOG
What are we half-heartedly skimming RIGHT NOW? RECENTLY...
Each post .02% worse than the last. CAPTION COMPETITION: SONIC AND THE BLACK KNIGHT SEGA LOOKS FINE, PARK IS WONKY, NO ONE EVER WANTS ... ELSEWHERE ON "THE NETWORK" #00047 WARNING: SONIC ADVENT CALENDARS IN CIRCULATION PHOTOGRAPH OF READER IN SEGAWORLD T-SHIRT AND IMPL... SEGA EUROPE ACHIEVES SELL-THROUGH OF 500,000 DREAM... GIRLS ALOUD IN NON-DRUNKEN, FULLY-CLOTHED, CHILD-F... PS3 LIE WATCH - THERE ARE NOT 14 MILLION ACTIVE ON... SOMEBODY'S RIPPING OFF SOMEBODY, HERE
THE HTML ERAS
When men used to till the pages by hand. |
SHOPS
Use our Play or Amazon Shops to buy those shit Wii games you secretly like, helping the effort. ARCHIVES
12 years of wheat and chaff in one vast and impenetrable mass. |
Some updates weren't universally hated by the entire world within seconds of being uploaded.
1. The Animal Crossing Wild World mega-feature and public-service review
2. Sonic CD - screenshot parade
3. Cream The Rabbit sexual diagrams
4. OutRun2 screenshot-taking guide for the benefit of inept journalists
5. The personal UKR SEGA Toys Homestar planetarium review
6. Trying to buy an Xbox 360 in London
7. (STILL) THE MOST AMAZING PROMOTIONAL PHOTOGRAPH OF ALL TIME
8. A trip to GamesMaster (in Peckham)
Links to that blog of yours you started up and were excited about for a whole weekend.
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FRIENDS
Some people we might've MET. Or at least seen in a room and been near. One Thousand Tiny Things I Hate "LIFESTYLE"
Other sites we are happy to officially endorse without requiring Adwords spend. PRIVACY POLICY
Having one is compulsory, apparently. Ours is here. It is not meant to be funny. |
ACQUAINTANCES
People off the internet. Quality and commitment levels may vary. |
It came with the template. Maybe in 2014 we'll jump on board the Twitter train and put that in here. Or a radio. That'd be nice.
the evil of sony never fails to amaze me or my imaginery friends
On an unrelated subject, "WIN Instant Cash..."
Just add water.
Also, "Daily Newspaper of the year 80p". If your paying 80p a day for your daily news, you're spending, nay, WASTING £292 a year on news you could get for free using work's internet.
My parents read the daily mail. I should see if they'll keep the tokens for it.
Keep on going UKR. I hope I die before you.
xx
Either that or its the most realistic deja-vu ever...