Familiar foes will text message you challenges -- can YOU win their respect and become the ultimate homeboy of Cricketsville?
Don’t Be Furious - Be Faster Than Speed with Sega
Enter the exciting street-racing world of FASTER THAN SPEED where the winner rules and the loser walks! The current hot twin driver by Sammy, and now available from Sega Amusements Europe, is in a new styled cabinet launched at the ATEI. Its great value price tag coupled with the excellent recorded performance results will allow operators a great return on investment.
Hit the street with the most addictive driving experience of your life! Pick from 8 customized rides. FASTER THAN SPEED will take your players into the exotic, dim-lit, back streets of over 12 cityscape tracks challenging the quickest, the fastest, the ‘badest’, and pushing the most fearless racer to conquer the asphalt! To take down your challenger, you need to burn the street with a variety of high-speed tricks.
This street styled racing game is fully linkable and allows drivers the choice of paint colours and features so he can “pimp his ride”, the more races you win the more features that become available to you. FASTER THAN SPEED also features bonus games and hidden cars as well as allowing experienced drivers to do trick manoeuvres.
Authentic British street-speak and many urban youth phrases have been accurately incorporated by the Canadian developers, who spent up to ten minutes looking at some British web sites as research.
Snoop "Doggy" Dogg is on-hand to offer tips and advice, as you battle up the world rankings and gain respect of rival cricketing gangs.
EA has captured the essence of the sport and enhanced it by including several exciting new "special moves".
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"Very prickly bushes, over. Please send trousers, over. Repeat: TROUSERS REQUIRED WITH IMMEDIATE EFFECT, over" "This Nokia 8870 Wireless Communicator puts me at the heart of the action like no other mobile phone" "...and this time I won't die by walking through doors" "Thanks to the amazing power of Xbox 2/PS3 [DELETE AS APPROPRIATE] this is my most immersive adventure yet" "I'd like to thank everyone at Ryvita for helping get me back in shape"
We'd find it easier to go into a pharmacy and ask for "AIDS CREAM" than go to a game shop for a copy of FIFA Street.
"The cheese store has been robbed. This is a case for Agent Chester" says the press release, written in the least-enthusiastic tone possible. The sort of tone you use when your dad tells you about the new road signs they've put up.
Mind you, if we had to write press releases about a game about mice stealing cheese as our main job, we'd find it hard to be enthusiastic too. Read more about the Mouse Police.
Mod stuff. Play as Snoop Doggy Dogg. Drive cars with guns on. Gang-bang rival crews.
(NB. The European Cheese Tasting Seminar have asked us to point out they will be holding their annual event as usual at the Wisbech Conference centre)
Shapes coming soon!!!! Keep checking back!!!! New shape announcements imminent!!!!
Here's something we forgot we had. It's an ancient movie of a woman dressed like Lara Croft getting her unnecessarily large breasts out on a bus. This would've originally been posted in, ooh, about 1998 or so. There's a link to it in the archives, but we can't read all that again. Too much pain.
Lara Croft getting her unnecessarily large breasts out on a bus (3.9mb).
NEW IDEAS FOR TETRIS WEEK!
#3: ELECTRONIC ARTS 'MOD-TRIS'
Pay £3.50 to buy new custom shapes! Custom shapes equal CRED!
A site about games and game paraphernalia and how nothing's as good as we remember it, probably because we used to inhabit a FANTASY WORLD.
What are we half-heartedly skimming RIGHT NOW?
Each post .02% worse than the last.
THE HTML ERAS
When men used to till the pages by hand.
12 years of wheat and chaff in one vast and impenetrable mass.
Some updates weren't universally hated by the entire world within seconds of being uploaded.
Links to that blog of yours you started up and were excited about for a whole weekend.
Some people we might've MET. Or at least seen in a room and been near.
Other sites we are happy to officially endorse without requiring Adwords spend.
Having one is compulsory, apparently. Ours is here. It is not meant to be funny.
People off the internet. Quality and commitment levels may vary.
It came with the template. Maybe in 2014 we'll jump on board the Twitter train and put that in here. Or a radio. That'd be nice.