"Subtly enhance any room when relaxing ambient sounds begin, and the source is the Iyashi-log. Shaped as a piece of Japanese-style charcoal (a traditional sign of cleanliness), the Iyashi Healing Log blends perfectly into any room and adds beauty not only as a sound source, but in style as well."
"Consumers are purchasing our PlayStation 3 video games console faster than we can produce them... We currently have a production bottleneck with the Playstation 3" - Sir Howard Stringer, Sony, August 29 2008.
Labels: WAR ON PS3
This thing about tits and legs monsters. This thing about the Duran Duran back catalogue. This thing about that Braid game, which subsequently got linked to by Kotaku so is classified as GARY IS A GOOD BOY. This thing about Kirk/Uhura sexy cosplay opportunities. This thing in which we continue "hating on" Sony product placement in James Bond films. This thing about midlands women who work in the meat retail trade, because you can't not use pictures like this when they come along:
Labels: DREAMCAST LOGO IN REAL LIFE
News stolen from here. Pictures stolen from here.
Labels: DREAMCAST LOGO IN REAL LIFE
This thing about an UNSPEAKABLY HORRID Star Wars-themed wedding. We pretended it looked cool at the time, because you can't go slagging off people's wedding photos so close to the big day. This thing about putting Vista on a PS3 as something meaningful to do with both bloated pieces of shit. This thing about another rubbish game we now find ourselves in the unfortunate position of having to pretend to like for at least the next 18 months. This thing about IKEA launching a phone service. Its online helper isn't very good at cybersex. This thing about offensive Sony Ericsson product placement. This thing about pork scratchings promotional photography, because you can't not use pictures like this when they come along:
WHAT WE WOULD IDEALLY LIKE:Lube Three cocks Tears
Labels: WAR ON PS3
Labels: DREAMCAST LOGO IN REAL LIFE
Labels: DREAMCAST LOGO IN REAL LIFE
This thing about Ryu Hyabusa toys. The only kind of toys it's OK to still like when you're as old as we are. This thing about Miss World, because Miss Venezuela is much better for wanking over than a toy of a computer generated ninja. This thing about THE MAN crushing the dreams of children and sneaky dads. This thing about a wanking device. This thing about plastic monstrosities for men who have given up hope of ever getting a woman to come inside their houses. This thing about women standing in a line, because you can't not use pictures like this when they come along:
A site about games and game paraphernalia and how nothing's as good as we remember it, probably because we used to inhabit a FANTASY WORLD.
MICRO-BLOG
What are we half-heartedly skimming RIGHT NOW? RECENTLY...
Each post .02% worse than the last. PLEASE WELCOME ABOARD... JONNY! ADVANCE NOTIFICATION OF "CHANGE" THERE WAS AN 'EVENT' FOR OVERLORD II CANADIAN PAWN SHOP SONIC GRAFFITI THE SEGA US FLICKER ACCOUNT HAS BETTER/STRONGER MA... INDUSTRY NEWS: MIKE RAWLINSON FROM ELSPA HAS GOT S... LITERALLY 30 PHOTOS FROM A MAN'S "SEGA HONEYMOON" THEY HAVE LAUNCHED WORLD OF WARCRAFT IN A FOREIGN ... AN EMAIL FROM THE NiGHTS COSPLAYER WITH THE SMALL ... A SMALL PIECE OF RIPPED-OFF POSTER SOMEWHERE IN GE... THE HTML ERAS
When men used to till the pages by hand. |
SHOPS
Use our Play or Amazon Shops to buy those shit Wii games you secretly like, helping the effort. ARCHIVES
12 years of wheat and chaff in one vast and impenetrable mass. |
Some updates weren't universally hated by the entire world within seconds of being uploaded.
1. The Animal Crossing Wild World mega-feature and public-service review
2. Sonic CD - screenshot parade
3. Cream The Rabbit sexual diagrams
4. OutRun2 screenshot-taking guide for the benefit of inept journalists
5. The personal UKR SEGA Toys Homestar planetarium review
6. Trying to buy an Xbox 360 in London
7. (STILL) THE MOST AMAZING PROMOTIONAL PHOTOGRAPH OF ALL TIME
8. A trip to GamesMaster (in Peckham)
Links to that blog of yours you started up and were excited about for a whole weekend.
FRIENDS
Some people we might've MET. Or at least seen in a room and been near. One Thousand Tiny Things I Hate "LIFESTYLE"
Other sites we are happy to officially endorse without requiring Adwords spend. PRIVACY POLICY
Having one is compulsory, apparently. Ours is here. It is not meant to be funny. |
ACQUAINTANCES
People off the internet. Quality and commitment levels may vary. |
It came with the template. Maybe in 2014 we'll jump on board the Twitter train and put that in here. Or a radio. That'd be nice.