Labels: ENTHUSIASM
A site about games and game paraphernalia and how nothing's as good as we remember it, probably because we used to inhabit a FANTASY WORLD.
MICRO-BLOG
What are we half-heartedly skimming RIGHT NOW? RECENTLY...
Each post .02% worse than the last. SEGA'S BIZARRE EARLY 1990S VIZ ADVERTS GUESS WHAT'S BACK, BACK AGAIN? MICROSOFT IS PUTTING A PC IN A DIFFERENT KIND OF B... WARNING! FAKE "CHEESE" MERCHANDISE IN CIRCULATION EVEN OUR OWN POPUPS ARE TAKING THE PISS OUT OF US ... "WE GOT SHITFACED AND LEFT THE DS STYLUS IN THE PU... THE "H" TO THE "H" TO THE "G" TO THE "L" AND SO ON... GIZMONDO SHOP BOARDED UP AS GOD INTENDED THE HTML ERAS
When men used to till the pages by hand. |
SHOPS
Use our Play or Amazon Shops to buy those shit Wii games you secretly like, helping the effort. ARCHIVES
12 years of wheat and chaff in one vast and impenetrable mass. |
Some updates weren't universally hated by the entire world within seconds of being uploaded.
1. The Animal Crossing Wild World mega-feature and public-service review
2. Sonic CD - screenshot parade
3. Cream The Rabbit sexual diagrams
4. OutRun2 screenshot-taking guide for the benefit of inept journalists
5. The personal UKR SEGA Toys Homestar planetarium review
6. Trying to buy an Xbox 360 in London
7. (STILL) THE MOST AMAZING PROMOTIONAL PHOTOGRAPH OF ALL TIME
8. A trip to GamesMaster (in Peckham)
Links to that blog of yours you started up and were excited about for a whole weekend.
FRIENDS
Some people we might've MET. Or at least seen in a room and been near. One Thousand Tiny Things I Hate "LIFESTYLE"
Other sites we are happy to officially endorse without requiring Adwords spend. PRIVACY POLICY
Having one is compulsory, apparently. Ours is here. It is not meant to be funny. |
ACQUAINTANCES
People off the internet. Quality and commitment levels may vary. |
It came with the template. Maybe in 2014 we'll jump on board the Twitter train and put that in here. Or a radio. That'd be nice.
(That's meant to be a new clever way of saying it's a bit cack, for the slower students [DJs] in the class)
God I'm so shallow-a few pretty screens and I'm yours...
Not only because PC rhymes and looks a little like DC when you squint.
But.
SEGA were producing PC games when the DC was out, so its like those happy family Sunday roast dinners all over again, when Lucky was alive and your brother wasn't hooked on meths....
Oh Happy Days...
Lucky...
Lucky is that you?
You want to go for a walk?
You little scamp Lucky...
No, don't annoy my baby brother Lucky...
Lucky!?
Noooooo!?! Get.... NOOOOOOOO!?! Lucky?!?!?! Off... NOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!! Him......
The only shot with a flagman in has him looking like Phil Collins in "you can't hurry love" video.
(if you are less than about 30, don't even bother trying, it wasn't that memorable)
REAL MEN STICK-DRIFT.
still it's going to be a rough learning curve for the BurnOut3+ crowd...
I'm also glad to see quite a few people acknowledge the PC version, as that will no doubt be the prettiest one :)