A site about games and game paraphernalia and how nothing's as good as we remember it, probably because we used to inhabit a FANTASY WORLD.
MICRO-BLOG
What are we half-heartedly skimming RIGHT NOW? RECENTLY...
Each post .02% worse than the last. DREAMCAST USED TO SYMBOLISE GENERIC VIDEO GAME CON... VIRAL MARKETING FOR STUDENTS CONCERNING DREAMCAST ... OUTRUN ONLINE ARCADE EMERGENCY AFTER WORK HOURS SC... SONY DIVERSIFYING INTO SAUSAGE ROLLS OFFICIALLY *NICE* PROJECT KATANA E3 1998 SHIRT LIFE GETS WORSE FOR "EVIL MUM" KAREN MATTHEWS MESMERISING DUAL DREAMCAST LOGO UPDATE HAVE A DREAMCAST LOGO CHRISTMAS THE HTML ERAS
When men used to till the pages by hand. |
SHOPS
Use our Play or Amazon Shops to buy those shit Wii games you secretly like, helping the effort. ARCHIVES
12 years of wheat and chaff in one vast and impenetrable mass. |
Some updates weren't universally hated by the entire world within seconds of being uploaded.
1. The Animal Crossing Wild World mega-feature and public-service review
2. Sonic CD - screenshot parade
3. Cream The Rabbit sexual diagrams
4. OutRun2 screenshot-taking guide for the benefit of inept journalists
5. The personal UKR SEGA Toys Homestar planetarium review
6. Trying to buy an Xbox 360 in London
7. (STILL) THE MOST AMAZING PROMOTIONAL PHOTOGRAPH OF ALL TIME
8. A trip to GamesMaster (in Peckham)
Links to that blog of yours you started up and were excited about for a whole weekend.
FRIENDS
Some people we might've MET. Or at least seen in a room and been near. One Thousand Tiny Things I Hate "LIFESTYLE"
Other sites we are happy to officially endorse without requiring Adwords spend. PRIVACY POLICY
Having one is compulsory, apparently. Ours is here. It is not meant to be funny. |
ACQUAINTANCES
People off the internet. Quality and commitment levels may vary. |
It came with the template. Maybe in 2014 we'll jump on board the Twitter train and put that in here. Or a radio. That'd be nice.
I want it to say Sega, but im not completely sold...
I am having some spicy sauce with squids in it on lovely fluffy white rice.
The bottom of the barrel has well and truly been scraped away. You've gone through the cheap floor tiles underneath with this update.
Those high brow elitist cunts over at kokortu will be sniggering into their frappachinos over this.
How come they're all "editors" too? Don't websites have any writers nowadays? They're all so self-important that they can't possibly be anything other than an editor?
Finally, one of the home improvement programs I happened across on TV this morning had Dreamcast tiles in the kitchen. I'd have taken a screenshot but at that point I hadn't booted the PC to look for wank material.
They should set up their own 'life in japan' blogs for this kind of thing.
I hope Kotaku are reading this, because if i signed up and said this in a thread, i would be 'ban hammered'.
http://orioto.deviantart.com/art/Green-Hill-Zone-92284772
(splurge)
Seya?
YOU ARE GRASPIING AT STRAWS
Which one is one where the bus starts moving? I'm guessing the top one but I'm still undecided. I would have expected some comments on the windows reflection by now.
http://flickr.com/photos/astrolondon/450677550/
http://www.andyhayler.com/show_restaurant.asp?id=201&country=UK
WORST UPDATE EVER!!!