A site about games and game paraphernalia and how nothing's as good as we remember it, probably because we used to inhabit a FANTASY WORLD.
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What are we half-heartedly skimming RIGHT NOW? RECENTLY...
Each post .02% worse than the last. DOA 4 UK RELEASE DATE CONFIRMED SEX ADVICE, WITH GRADIUS PORTABLE ON PSP ARE MOBILE PHONE GAMES ANY GOOD YET? SEGA VEST AND RIVAL GANG MEMBER T-SHIRTS OUTRUN 2006 -- PSP SCREENSHOTS! READER 'HAS BEST COLLECTION' OF SEGA STUFF 2006 GAME-RELATED WOULD / WOULDN'T UPDATE A REBUTTAL TO PRINCESS RINKO'S CRITICS TRYING TO BUY AN XBOX 360, IN LONDON, ON DECEMBER ... THE HTML ERAS
When men used to till the pages by hand. |
SHOPS
Use our Play or Amazon Shops to buy those shit Wii games you secretly like, helping the effort. ARCHIVES
12 years of wheat and chaff in one vast and impenetrable mass. |
Some updates weren't universally hated by the entire world within seconds of being uploaded.
1. The Animal Crossing Wild World mega-feature and public-service review
2. Sonic CD - screenshot parade
3. Cream The Rabbit sexual diagrams
4. OutRun2 screenshot-taking guide for the benefit of inept journalists
5. The personal UKR SEGA Toys Homestar planetarium review
6. Trying to buy an Xbox 360 in London
7. (STILL) THE MOST AMAZING PROMOTIONAL PHOTOGRAPH OF ALL TIME
8. A trip to GamesMaster (in Peckham)
Links to that blog of yours you started up and were excited about for a whole weekend.
FRIENDS
Some people we might've MET. Or at least seen in a room and been near. One Thousand Tiny Things I Hate "LIFESTYLE"
Other sites we are happy to officially endorse without requiring Adwords spend. PRIVACY POLICY
Having one is compulsory, apparently. Ours is here. It is not meant to be funny. |
ACQUAINTANCES
People off the internet. Quality and commitment levels may vary. |
It came with the template. Maybe in 2014 we'll jump on board the Twitter train and put that in here. Or a radio. That'd be nice.
And if someone does bring ketamine, we won't even need the Homestar!
I found it quite soothing after getting used to their presence everynight.
ps: if you hide some of your horse thing in the shipping box, i may buy it.
What's next?
This thing is MADE by SEGA.
Actually MADE by them, and it's a GADGET, which is nearly the same as a CONSOLE, and it PROJECTS STARS!
ACTUAL STARS! THE STARS! WOW!
Go fuck a bottle of jack daniels.
Herbal tea is the best thing since Carmen Electra. Zorg count me in for this gathering thing, I just want to see what your house is like.
Whilst singing the Sega jingle and Nintendogging, of course.
http://snipurl.com/lufp
It could only be bettered if Zorg put up the “Desktop art made from a photo of MacOSX ‘Dog Vaginae’ desktop art” material I sent a few months back.
Also, has anyone got spare Ketamine?