A site about games and game paraphernalia and how nothing's as good as we remember it, probably because we used to inhabit a FANTASY WORLD.
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MICRO-BLOG
What are we half-heartedly skimming RIGHT NOW? RECENTLY...
Each post .02% worse than the last. "HE WAS MORE EXCITED BY THE WRAPPING PAPER THAN TH... YOU "CAN HAVE" THIS SONIC HAT, LIKE A CHRISTMAS PR... WAR UPDATE: ENEMY STILL SELLING TORTURE DEVICES AT... WILL FINALLY COMES THROUGH WITH HIS PROMISE TO PRO... DREAMCAST USED TO SYMBOLISE GENERIC VIDEO GAME CON... VIRAL MARKETING FOR STUDENTS CONCERNING DREAMCAST ... OUTRUN ONLINE ARCADE EMERGENCY AFTER WORK HOURS SC... SONY DIVERSIFYING INTO SAUSAGE ROLLS OFFICIALLY *NICE* PROJECT KATANA E3 1998 SHIRT
THE HTML ERAS
When men used to till the pages by hand. |
SHOPS
Use our Play or Amazon Shops to buy those shit Wii games you secretly like, helping the effort. ARCHIVES
12 years of wheat and chaff in one vast and impenetrable mass. |
Some updates weren't universally hated by the entire world within seconds of being uploaded.
1. The Animal Crossing Wild World mega-feature and public-service review
2. Sonic CD - screenshot parade
3. Cream The Rabbit sexual diagrams
4. OutRun2 screenshot-taking guide for the benefit of inept journalists
5. The personal UKR SEGA Toys Homestar planetarium review
6. Trying to buy an Xbox 360 in London
7. (STILL) THE MOST AMAZING PROMOTIONAL PHOTOGRAPH OF ALL TIME
8. A trip to GamesMaster (in Peckham)
Links to that blog of yours you started up and were excited about for a whole weekend.
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FRIENDS
Some people we might've MET. Or at least seen in a room and been near. One Thousand Tiny Things I Hate "LIFESTYLE"
Other sites we are happy to officially endorse without requiring Adwords spend. PRIVACY POLICY
Having one is compulsory, apparently. Ours is here. It is not meant to be funny. |
ACQUAINTANCES
People off the internet. Quality and commitment levels may vary. |
It came with the template. Maybe in 2014 we'll jump on board the Twitter train and put that in here. Or a radio. That'd be nice.
Wait, that's not what Pulitzer smells like.
I thought Christmas was exciting, but this level of delirium is beyond what I could ever have hoped for.
I can't wait for even more developments with the UK:R review of the year. Clive James eat your heart out.
With Barry Shitpeas and Konnie Huq lending gravitas and Pop Factor twats Sam and Mark doing the heavy lifting and getting the crowd whipped into a frenzy for the rollout of July's news.
But seriously: Come on! We want new Sony hate, not old Sony hate! Leave the retrospectives to someone else. (Gametrailers, maybe? They could make a video of UK:R being scrolled down)
Sugestion for next update: a retrospective of UK:R according to the runic calendar.
This one's got legs Zorg, hell, it's a fucking centipede.
Pace yourself.
To all the haters, we're living in the golden age. The Sony Death Star is close to imploding. Happy Days.
We're generating our own content by bickering, just like the Huffington Post!