This thing about the Sarah Palin turkey slaughtering incident, which if you haven't heard about, is actually worth hearing about and watching the accompanying video footage. There's ONE OF US in the background fantasising about putting her in the machine next. This thing about a Battlestar Galactica poster, which is much less worth reading about, to be honest. This thing which is little more than an admission to spending a significant amount of time wanking over Gwen Stefani (photos) in the past. This thing about metal-detecting. Wouldn't bother. It did get linked to by some metal-detecting forums, though. If you thought your life was bad, just be happy you're not a member of a metal-detecting forum and therefore really into metal-detecting AND the internet. It certainly put a few things into perspective here. This thing about Konnie Huq doing a promotional video for Blu-ray, because you can't not download, re-encode, upload and embed video clips like this then spend several hours browsing the 'related videos' in horror when they come along:
A site about games and game paraphernalia and how nothing's as good as we remember it, probably because we used to inhabit a FANTASY WORLD.
MICRO-BLOG
What are we half-heartedly skimming RIGHT NOW? RECENTLY...
Each post .02% worse than the last. DREAMCAST RULED PART OF NORTHERN IRELAND FOR 7400 ... FINANCIAL NEWS UPDATE: SONY CLOSING 10% OF GLOBAL ... WE STILL ENJOY SEEING SONIC-ENDORSED THINGS FROM T... WAR NEWS: SPAIN, FRANCE AND ITALY LIBERATED FROM E... ELSEWHERE ON "THE NETWORK" #00048 DREAMCAST LOGO, ON CUP, ON EASTENDERS THE NOW-OFFICIAL DESIGN UKR A NEW LOGO COMPETITION... YOU CAN WIN A SEGA MEGA DRIVE! CAPTION COMPETITION: SONIC AND THE BLACK KNIGHT THE HTML ERAS
When men used to till the pages by hand. |
SHOPS
Use our Play or Amazon Shops to buy those shit Wii games you secretly like, helping the effort. ARCHIVES
12 years of wheat and chaff in one vast and impenetrable mass. |
Some updates weren't universally hated by the entire world within seconds of being uploaded.
1. The Animal Crossing Wild World mega-feature and public-service review
2. Sonic CD - screenshot parade
3. Cream The Rabbit sexual diagrams
4. OutRun2 screenshot-taking guide for the benefit of inept journalists
5. The personal UKR SEGA Toys Homestar planetarium review
6. Trying to buy an Xbox 360 in London
7. (STILL) THE MOST AMAZING PROMOTIONAL PHOTOGRAPH OF ALL TIME
8. A trip to GamesMaster (in Peckham)
Links to that blog of yours you started up and were excited about for a whole weekend.
FRIENDS
Some people we might've MET. Or at least seen in a room and been near. One Thousand Tiny Things I Hate "LIFESTYLE"
Other sites we are happy to officially endorse without requiring Adwords spend. PRIVACY POLICY
Having one is compulsory, apparently. Ours is here. It is not meant to be funny. |
ACQUAINTANCES
People off the internet. Quality and commitment levels may vary. |
It came with the template. Maybe in 2014 we'll jump on board the Twitter train and put that in here. Or a radio. That'd be nice.
That was before she patronised me like a small child. Now she's ruined.
I wonder what's next in her "Blue" career? Blue Peter, Blu(e) Ray promo, Blue Movies perhaps?
How would you use a non-interactive menu?
Also to get that amazing sound you need a good sound system (5.1 or 7.1).
(potentially)
Did anyone else watch the related videos? How naive I must have once been: to have never previously considered masturbating over Konnie Huq!
I feel a little stupid now. Stupid and drowsy.
Still, better late than never!