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It came with the template. Maybe in 2014 we'll jump on board the Twitter train and put that in here. Or a radio. That'd be nice.
That is I would spend a very long time bludgeoning her to death with a large, heavy, blunt object; something possibly black and silver with a blu-ray drive.
Sony's part in this heinous act must not go unpunished.
Also, I see Edge have continued their downward spiral into total incoherent drivel by giving LittleBigLevelEditor multiple game of the year nods. If they'd wanted to give an award to a barely average platform game there was Mirror's Edge, Tomb Raider Underworld or Sonic Unleashed to choose from first...
*I'm starting an unofficial poll:
1) Subject is out of bounds full stop, you're scum.
2) It's too soon for jokes, give it a few weeks at least.
3) Borderline.
4) It's perfectly fine, I wish I'd come up with such a heartless 'joke'.
I have no moral compass, I need to know where the line is.
You're a big fat liar.
Interestingly enough, his leaving present from the paper was one of the Final Fantasy games for one of Sony's early war machines.
Anyway, if they really wanted to punish her they should have given her a Wii with, say, a copy of Tomb Raider Anniversary.
That's more than 20 hours of platforming misery and would make a week in solitary, with only your own shit for company, seem like an all-inclusive in Cancun.
AND a DVD player?? So THAT's where all the money the government spends on the prison service goes. Some ignorant civil servant doesn't know that the playstation can play also DVDs? In fact it's it's primary function!
Sorry, I was trying to come up with a good "there's a monster under my bed" line, but I got nothing. Drew a blank.
Sackboy temazepamed up to his eyeballs hiding under a divan with drugged up kids.
It's all part of Sony's dream for a new tomorrow.
BAN THIS SICK FILTH!
I've been to Cancun and the only difference with your description was that I got to eat the shit of somebody else, hidden in my food, and got severe diarrhoea as a result. Oh, and I wasn't in solitary but in hell, with a bunch of vacationing Americans who thought Mexico was populated by servants.
This wouldn’t have happened if she had been on the Sega side of the fence. The blue skies could have prevented this awful crime. I mean think about it. If she had a Master System then she would have played Alex Kidd. Knowing how to treat A Kidd would have steered her clear of her evil plot. A Megadrive would have shown her that by breaking the law she faced the wrath of Axel, Blaze, Adam and their friends which would have prevented this crime from being committed. A Saturn, 2 multi-taps and Saturn Bomberman would have allowed her and any combination totalling 9 of her children and their fathers could have played, promoting family unity. Also having played Virtua Cop and Virtua Cop 2 she would have known not to break the law. A Dreamcast – well what more need be said? She would have received Chu Chu Rocket for free from Sega therefore not needing the money that a kidnap plot was designed to raise. Perhaps if she is to be given any games console a Game Gear should be the one. Not only would it’s portability give a sense of freedom but with the TV Tuner then she could watch the soaps too.
On an incidental point how much of a model prisoner can you be in a week or two with little to no contact with the other in-mates? I mean did the authorities go “Well she hasn’t kidnapped anyone since she has been here – let’s “reward” her with a PS3” Also isn’t it difficult to criticise the poor human rights performance of countries like China and Zimbabwe if we are foisting the cruel and unusual punishment of forcing PS3’s on lawbreakers?
We now have one "Pro" to go with the 7,000 "Cons" of turning on anonymous commenting.
PS3 is not allowed in any prison due to it's ability to "send and receive radio signals". PS2 was removed from many prisons as it was being used to play pr0n dvds - some prisons will let you have dvd players though.
So that scumshit scratchcard slapper has herself a psOne or ps2 at best but it could well be a gamecube or xbox, as all have been bought by HMP in the past few years.
& I have to agree with Ren, 8:42 has been a particularly bad time of day for anonymous comments until this thread. 10/10.
http://www.lehighvalleylive.com/today/index.ssf/2008/12/holland_township_family_angry.html
I thought the sega bomber was more 100% gold than this sack of shit half truth, but there you go.
btw, how limp are we now LBP is at #6? Maybe we can have a boxing day gloves-off poshie next week... if that's the kind of thing that gets your rocks off.