Two updates per day, what are you doing Zorg? You could extend the pleasure by just having one a day.

I can't keep up with this bombardment.

Reading this 2008 review reminds me of watching World At War on the telly as a kid, only this is in colour. And funnier.

I'm the meat in a bird mode sandwich.

See how UK:R brings us together! :-/

Ahh, the Lara Croft hotel-spy-hole-scandal!

The memories are FLOODING back!


wv: sphot - What I did when I first saw those spy photos!

I was wearing a grey shirt and my dark navy jeans when I first set eyes upon the Lara Croft post. It was 11.53pm and there was a slight chill to the air causing my neckhairs to stand on end. A delicate tingle precipitated down my back like an invisible avalanche of stardust. Was it the air or was it Zorg that caused this sensation? Was it something physiological, or something more, something... spiritual. I undressed slowly in the gow o the monitor which cast my figure in festive hues of red and white. As I slipped on my emerald green satin bathrobe which delicately caressed my body like Zorg's gentle fingertips I sauntered upstairs. Each creaking footstep seemed to enrapture my heart, which was at once hoisted like a celestial anchor back into my warm body. I ran the bath, kneading two bath bombs in my palms and gripping a lofah suggestively, but for who? zorg could not see me, but somehow it seemed as if Zorg knew all, as if our spirits were entwined and his glance was the pallid moonlight upon my glistening haunch, coating me all at once, reaching into places where the brute objects of life cannot be applied. "Oh Zorg, come to me!" I cried, but the words resonated in the bathroom uncomfortably, and their harsh reality jolted my wistful fiction irrevocably. I lay with my mouth below the waterline rippling the water with my nasal exhalations. Oh zorg, how your nasal exhalations would cool a localised part of my wet body, how they would scatter the hairs on my arm like a field of wheat swaying with the chaotic array of nature. I thought of the Lara croft update and drifted into reverie. As I sank beneath the water and my body was filled with warmth, the last air pockets escaping my lungs and resting upon the underside of the water's surface relaying a miniaturised likeness of the room to my senses. It was then, in the bubbles that I saw him, bold and virile, there was more of the sky about him than the flesh, more angel than man. Zorg. Oh divine Zorg, he had come to me! I reached out my hand to touch him but all went black. The drips from my arm fell like children's tears upon the aurface of the water, and as my arm fell earthbound the clamorous splash seemed to fill the room with sublime speech "Zorg....Zorg....Zorg...". Silence fell and the moon was covered by cloud.

Zorg fan fiction rox0r!

I can hear mongolians!

Happy new year! Well, in half an hour for you islanders. But regardless, happy 2009 and all that may come with it!

I hope you all buy a PS3 and Valkyria Chronicles this year!

Just had a mooch on Play.com, and the number one pre-order for the PS3 is Street Fighter 4 - WTF? I have woken up in 1992?

It gets even better number 6 on the pre-order charts is Sega Mega Drive Ultimate Collection - 40 classics including Sonic Spinball, and Dr Robotnik's Mean Bean Machine. (http://www.play.com/Games/PlayStation3/4-/8084385/Sega-Mega-Drive-Ultimate-Collection/Product.html)

What's Sony's next big idea for 2009, Baku Baku Animal on Ltd Edition 2 disc Blu Ray collectors pack?

No wonder they're in the shit, I had SF vs Capcom and Sega Ages for my adored Saturn - all good stuff. But then of course that was just a humble games machine, not some cell linked up monstrosity that could calculate the theory of protein in its down time.

Happy new year, blah blah.

Where are those pictures of Lara ... fap, fap

meant SF vs marvel.

I am convinced Zorg did not originally intend to follow this through for a full twelve months, and he's just doing this to spite us now

Word verification: reursu - I think that's the guy from Ninja Gaiden

Maybe after the whole retrospective he'll do a pretrospective.

"Hey, you guys remember next month? Ah, those will be the days."

Awesome fanfic, Weatherbox! I have often started a Zorg story myself, but each time ended up extensively describing 'Zorg's throbbing hard cock' within the first three lines already. See, I did it again there. I'm no good at this. :(