Site updates cause mass panic
The games industry was left reeling today after the Thought-To-Be-Dead videogames website UK:Resistance was updated 5 times in one week. A shocked insider told us, "We thought Jon and Gary had given up but they've come back with all this, what's going on?" High ranking executives at Sony hastily called a board meeting to discuss the implications of the updates - allegedly believeing it signalled the imminent resurrection of the mighty Sega. A furious Sony boss is said to have ordered the PS3 be doubled in power to counter what was certain to be a secret Dreamcast successor in development.
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UK:RESISTANCE ARCHIVES UP! GLORIOUS HISTORY RETURNS!
Web space has been purchased, files uploaded. Step back in time, back to an era before irony, back when things could actually be GOOD and enthusiasm wasn't only for the mildly retarded at dinner time. Marvel at HOW MUCH spare time was consumed!
Click here to view the original UKR Archive page, as last seen some time in early 2001. More pages and images will be uploaded over the coming days.
Or click here to cycle backwards through the last two years worth of "issue"-based updates. Which was about as good an idea as that logo.
Please email us if you have any particular requests/suggestions for Archive repairs, or to say if you think we should be getting a grant off the government for restoring this very important historical document.
A site about games and game paraphernalia and how nothing's as good as we remember it, probably because we used to inhabit a FANTASY WORLD.
What are we half-heartedly skimming RIGHT NOW?
Each post .02% worse than the last.
THE HTML ERAS
When men used to till the pages by hand.
12 years of wheat and chaff in one vast and impenetrable mass.
Some updates weren't universally hated by the entire world within seconds of being uploaded.
Links to that blog of yours you started up and were excited about for a whole weekend.
Some people we might've MET. Or at least seen in a room and been near.
Other sites we are happy to officially endorse without requiring Adwords spend.
Having one is compulsory, apparently. Ours is here. It is not meant to be funny.
People off the internet. Quality and commitment levels may vary.
It came with the template. Maybe in 2014 we'll jump on board the Twitter train and put that in here. Or a radio. That'd be nice.