It's called Gabo. It's the impenetrable new work from the creator of Seaman. It has a hairy naked Neanderthal in it. A person who knows more about the game can be found here, if you're open to the idea of using a phone for gaming and Apple getting even more powerful.
A site about games and game paraphernalia and how nothing's as good as we remember it, probably because we used to inhabit a FANTASY WORLD.
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What are we half-heartedly skimming RIGHT NOW? RECENTLY...
Each post .02% worse than the last. SEGA LOOKS FINE, PARK IS WONKY, NO ONE EVER WANTS ... ELSEWHERE ON "THE NETWORK" #00047 WARNING: SONIC ADVENT CALENDARS IN CIRCULATION PHOTOGRAPH OF READER IN SEGAWORLD T-SHIRT AND IMPL... SEGA EUROPE ACHIEVES SELL-THROUGH OF 500,000 DREAM... GIRLS ALOUD IN NON-DRUNKEN, FULLY-CLOTHED, CHILD-F... PS3 LIE WATCH - THERE ARE NOT 14 MILLION ACTIVE ON... SOMEBODY'S RIPPING OFF SOMEBODY, HERE ELSEWHERE ON "THE NETWORK" #00046 A SONG ABOUT "BLUE SKIES IN GAMES"
THE HTML ERAS
When men used to till the pages by hand. |
SHOPS
Use our Play or Amazon Shops to buy those shit Wii games you secretly like, helping the effort. ARCHIVES
12 years of wheat and chaff in one vast and impenetrable mass. |
Some updates weren't universally hated by the entire world within seconds of being uploaded.
1. The Animal Crossing Wild World mega-feature and public-service review
2. Sonic CD - screenshot parade
3. Cream The Rabbit sexual diagrams
4. OutRun2 screenshot-taking guide for the benefit of inept journalists
5. The personal UKR SEGA Toys Homestar planetarium review
6. Trying to buy an Xbox 360 in London
7. (STILL) THE MOST AMAZING PROMOTIONAL PHOTOGRAPH OF ALL TIME
8. A trip to GamesMaster (in Peckham)
Links to that blog of yours you started up and were excited about for a whole weekend.
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FRIENDS
Some people we might've MET. Or at least seen in a room and been near. One Thousand Tiny Things I Hate "LIFESTYLE"
Other sites we are happy to officially endorse without requiring Adwords spend. PRIVACY POLICY
Having one is compulsory, apparently. Ours is here. It is not meant to be funny. |
ACQUAINTANCES
People off the internet. Quality and commitment levels may vary. |
It came with the template. Maybe in 2014 we'll jump on board the Twitter train and put that in here. Or a radio. That'd be nice.
phone gaming will always be bad
All games are tilt games? Might be fun for about 1% of games that are all the fucking same because you can't do much with tilt only. Friend of mine said he downloaded a virtual (VIRTUAL!) lighter for the iphone and seemed pleased with himself despite the limitations of such a pristine example of wankery. This is what we are up against people and I consider this goon a close friend too gladly shoot him in the back of head for a crime like this got no weapons however.
Kept me enthralled longer than she had the iPhone...
>A piece of shit no one wants - lost at sea.
How about calling it UK:R? Links to a great past - slowly sinking to the very depths. Are you going down with the ship, captain zorg?
I think you are missing the point somewhat.
I want my old Steve back. :(
Or are we all above such vulgar remarks nowadays?
Anyway, the game. Is that it? Hardly ground breaking is it! It's basically a £400 Tamagotchi for sad, loser 20 somethings who won't admit they have no fecking life?
I can't think of anything more pointless than reading a site you obviously don't like, then read the comments you don't like, then bother to post a comment.
Probably more fun than playing on his PS3 though. Or trying to play games on his iphone.
And I also agree with the no buttons and tilty annoyances. Have you tried Mariokart with a steering wheel, what a piece of unresponsive crap, blue skies though.