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iPhone :(




It's called Gabo. It's the impenetrable new work from the creator of Seaman. It has a hairy naked Neanderthal in it. A person who knows more about the game can be found here, if you're open to the idea of using a phone for gaming and Apple getting even more powerful.
Anonymous iisan said...
lol, pass
phone gaming will always be bad
Blogger Phill said...
worst update ever.
Blogger P.P.A. said...
Wasn't there a GayStation 2 version of that game?
Anonymous Wankathon '87 said...
Best update ever. So good I have decided to kill myself.
Anonymous Anonymous said...
I need a phone for THIS?
Blogger Branch-me-do said...
Gabo! GABO! GABBO!!!!!!!!
Anonymous Anonymous said...
FYI: The Dreamcast and iPhone use the same family of chips. So the top title isn't far wrong...
Anonymous PhotoBoy said...
I've tried gaming on the iPhone and it's fucking awful. Even Sega failed with the unplayable Monkey Ball port.
Anonymous Anonymous said...
So he doesn't do anything on his depressing, small island, while the iPhone is busy not rendering any shadows? It reminds me of myself.
Anonymous Anonymous said...
they should have called this game PlayStation 3. A piece of shit no one wants - lost at sea.
Anonymous Prostate Juice O'Rourke said...
The kind of people that get iphones are the kind of people that think playing games with NO FUCKING BUTTONS is acceptable behaviour in the 21st Century (it isn't, in case you didn't know). I don't give 2 shits if you can have an on screen control pad, that is bollocks, the keys aren't raised. Good luck having any fun with Street Fighter II.

All games are tilt games? Might be fun for about 1% of games that are all the fucking same because you can't do much with tilt only. Friend of mine said he downloaded a virtual (VIRTUAL!) lighter for the iphone and seemed pleased with himself despite the limitations of such a pristine example of wankery. This is what we are up against people and I consider this goon a close friend too gladly shoot him in the back of head for a crime like this got no weapons however.
Anonymous Anonymous said...
virtual lighter? what the hell is wrong with your friend
Anonymous Heywood Jablowme said...
My wife, er, I mean gaming-slut-who-will-not-be-heard, had an iPhone and downloaded the lightsaber application.

Kept me enthralled longer than she had the iPhone...
Anonymous Anonymous said...
>they should have called this game PlayStation 3.
>A piece of shit no one wants - lost at sea.

How about calling it UK:R? Links to a great past - slowly sinking to the very depths. Are you going down with the ship, captain zorg?
Anonymous Immanuel Kunt. said...
"How about calling it UK:R? Links to a great past - slowly sinking to the very depths. Are you going down with the ship, captain zorg?"

I think you are missing the point somewhat.
Anonymous waitwut said...
There used to be a time when Steve Jobs would have beaten game developers to a bloody pulp if they dared defile his creations with games.

I want my old Steve back. :(
Anonymous Anonymous said...
Oh, come on, surely I'm not the only one who immediately thought "gay-bo" when I saw that.
Or are we all above such vulgar remarks nowadays?
Blogger FuzzyPiggy said...
Watch the lastest Simpsons episode, just about sums up Steve "turtle-neck, dance-teacher" Jobs and his legions of faithful, khaki-wearing zealots, all turning up to pray in the Church of Apple.

Anyway, the game. Is that it? Hardly ground breaking is it! It's basically a £400 Tamagotchi for sad, loser 20 somethings who won't admit they have no fecking life?
Anonymous Martin said...
Why is there one Anonymous who keeps having a pop at Zorg?
I can't think of anything more pointless than reading a site you obviously don't like, then read the comments you don't like, then bother to post a comment.

Probably more fun than playing on his PS3 though. Or trying to play games on his iphone.

And I also agree with the no buttons and tilty annoyances. Have you tried Mariokart with a steering wheel, what a piece of unresponsive crap, blue skies though.
Anonymous Anonymous said...
Man, this site had being going downhill ever since the Swillman left. Man he was cool. That guy was funny. I sure do wish the Swillman would return and make the world a funny place again. Swillman for 2009.
Blogger Apples and Oranges said...
It's funny to see that only the haters are anonymous. Fuck this, we're not 4chan.
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