UKR was formed before internet quality standards were introduced on January 1st 1998, so they don't apply here. So let's go.
"Hi. Love your site. Went on a SEGA specific Japan honeymoon with my wife and sought out the great SEGA spots that we only get mere glimpses of on websites."
"It was in November so there was a weird cross between Halloween and Xmas promotion going on."
"One of our stops was the SEGA Joypolis in Yokohama... famous for having the SEGASONIC bowling alley and karaoke bar. Well, SEGA sold off that section, but as the pics can attest, remnants of SEGA remain."
"Last was SEGA SONICTOWN. The most SONIC of all remaining arcades in the world. Not much attention on the net, so I thought these pics could show the world what it's like. SEGA!" - Radguy.
Thanks for the photos "Radguy".
One problem, though - you have supplied NOTHING LIKE ENOUGH text to accompany 30 photographs.
It's going to be very, very hard for us to write something about the remaining 23.
There's not even any people in half the photos, or any recognisable machinery.
What the hell is this? Some sort of immersive live-action Space Channel 5 simulator?
Sonic.
A bowling lane. Nice font.
Neon.
How do you get to go on a SEGA honeymoon anyway?
Surely girls don't really like SEGA as much as men? She's just going along with it all through fear of getting old without having a baby, surely?
See what's happened now? The submitter didn't send in enough words to go with the pictures, so now we've reverted to type and are abusing his no-doubt-lovely lady wife. We are SCUM :(
Sorry, Radguy and Mrs Radguy, but it's your own fault. You can't go expecting us to be polite.
Photos of stuff that's not for us.
Photos of stuff that's not for us.
It's sad to see that all Japanese arcades are equally as empty as UK arcades. At least they're brighter and cleaner.
Empty.
Embarrassingly empty.
So empty that we're starting to suspect that "Radguy" is actually a millionaire celebrity, who paid the arcades tens of thousands of pounds to kick all the paying punters out for a few hours so he could have a good look around on his own without being bothered by dirty normal people with their burgers and their Pepsis.
Even the surrounding pavement is empty. People don't even hang around outside or in the vicinity of arcades any more.
At least everything is clean thanks to being untouched by human hands.
It will help the administrators raise money for the creditors when the arcade owner inevitably goes bust and they have to sell everything on to the next sucker who thinks running an arcade is a good idea.
He will be going bust this autumn if business doesn't significantly pick up during the summer months, by the look of things.
This one and another three photos to go.
Then we will be free of this burden!
Until tomorrow :(
If the last photo was a shot of the bride & groom smiling in front of this thing and looking like they'd just "done it" in the privacy of one of those photo printing machines, it could've been a good Last Update Ever. But we can't go out like this. Most of the captions were padding.
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Sites registered prior to 1997: Anything goes. The internet needs as much content as possible to ensure it "catches on".
Sites registered from Jan 1st 1998: Please try to only post the, say, 10 best photos out of a batch of, say, 30 photos. This is to ensure the internet stops being flooded by crap and "catches on".
A site about games and game paraphernalia and how nothing's as good as we remember it, probably because we used to inhabit a FANTASY WORLD.
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Use our Play or Amazon Shops to buy those shit Wii games you secretly like, helping the effort. ARCHIVES
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Some updates weren't universally hated by the entire world within seconds of being uploaded.
1. The Animal Crossing Wild World mega-feature and public-service review
2. Sonic CD - screenshot parade
3. Cream The Rabbit sexual diagrams
4. OutRun2 screenshot-taking guide for the benefit of inept journalists
5. The personal UKR SEGA Toys Homestar planetarium review
6. Trying to buy an Xbox 360 in London
7. (STILL) THE MOST AMAZING PROMOTIONAL PHOTOGRAPH OF ALL TIME
8. A trip to GamesMaster (in Peckham)
Links to that blog of yours you started up and were excited about for a whole weekend.
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Some people we might've MET. Or at least seen in a room and been near. One Thousand Tiny Things I Hate "LIFESTYLE"
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It came with the template. Maybe in 2014 we'll jump on board the Twitter train and put that in here. Or a radio. That'd be nice.
Maybe it's because if you're going to bother making a solid gold Sonic you should make sure that it's a cool sonic, not a deformed head freak Sonic with a posture straight from Are You Being Served and a floodlight pointed right up his arse :(
It could be that but I'm reaching here...
So I have to ask, what was the most disappointing thing about this Sega Honeymoon: the sex or the lack of good Sega arcade games?
He replied with "what's an arcade?" :(
Sonic: Hello anonymous UKR poster, how are you?
Me: Let's skip the formalities, Sonic. Things are lookin shit.
Sonic: ...sigh... I know. I'm trying to put a brave face on it for Tails. Tails takes all this stuff pretty badly. He's been gaining weight.
Me: I know. I saw him at Iceland buying fifteen frozen chicken tikka lasagnes for 25p, then ordering a taxi to take him back home.
Sonic: Yeah he does that every day. He's also created a perfect character model of himself for online WOW games.
Me: Jesus.
Sonic: Yeah, I know. It all hapened when I did that Medieval style game. He stopped calling altogether that day.
Me: OMG, hey Sonic, get Tails on the line, I have a well good idea!
Sonic: Is it a new game?
Me: Nah, fuck that?
Sonic: Well, what is it then?
Me: ...hut?
ROFL I LUV ANNOYING U PEEPLE.
Love,
Fad Gadget.
I went there the other day! It's next to the scientology place, right? I am ashamed to say that I did play on a 24 themed pinball machine though... whatever, I had a good time. Yeah, downstairs they have classic beat-em-up's and some good shooters, and there's always French kids playing Stree Fighter IV! I'm partial to a bit of run and gun a la metal slug, so I generally play on that for a bit or have my anus whooped on SF II because I can't get the hang of the controls when they're not on the SNES pad (at least that's my excuse). I find that the monetary factor adds enough pressure to incetivise a top performance. It's sad, but that's how the human mind works.
So yeah, arcades are still fun as fuck, if you find one with old machines like the TC road one mentioned by Tim. If you wanna go there it's just by Goodge Street station.
I recommend the 24 pinball machine, there's this bit when the sniper comes out and... sorry...it is fun though....
YOU must be a latent nigger lover because you've got nigger on your mind. Seriously, get over your denial and get yourself down to a gay bar to meet a big black gayer. Therein your pent-up sexual frustrations will be resolved by the recieving of nigger cock.
Come on now, no need to be shy. You know deep down you wanna go get a 'pizza-da-action!'
...hut?
There ya go, racist and misogynistic now.
...hut? Is obviously used with some irony, the joke being that the stodgy cheese on toast passing for pizza at 'the hut' could in no way ameliorate any quandary, except perhaps anorexia or health, if you think health is a problem.
If you don't like the joke I have just one thing to say to you...
...hut?
http://www.tvscoop.tv/2009/06/commercial_brea_78.html
At least 2:43 Anonymous doesn't speak of gay niggers and receiving black cocks up his rear.
WV - teablitt - tea break in Swedish
These fuckers don't know what to be up to next do they?
...HUT?
I dont know what the fuck just happened here but im gone. even my twisted sense of humor just pukes up bile at this cheap laughs-hidden truths racism.
ive always enjoyed the humor here and the articles, but your outta my favourite bookmark folder and outta my life.
Also all this talk of Shiny Media has made me wonder where Zorg is working now. I've already unsubscribed from their YouTube channel and would like to know what I'm supposed to be a fan of now.
Its been a while.
1) Use the SEGA Foot Massager (I actually saw this in the flesh but was too afraid to try it)
2) Do the Shenmue pilgrimage
Hopefully around October time if all goes according to plan. I trust UKR won't have shut up shop by then...
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