"Sony may be doing even worse than we all thought. Apparently, it's entered the pastry business as a last ditch effort to clot the gaming division's massive cash haemorrhage" - Michael.
A site about games and game paraphernalia and how nothing's as good as we remember it, probably because we used to inhabit a FANTASY WORLD.
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MICRO-BLOG
What are we half-heartedly skimming RIGHT NOW? RECENTLY...
Each post .02% worse than the last. OFFICIALLY *NICE* PROJECT KATANA E3 1998 SHIRT LIFE GETS WORSE FOR "EVIL MUM" KAREN MATTHEWS MESMERISING DUAL DREAMCAST LOGO UPDATE HAVE A DREAMCAST LOGO CHRISTMAS ELSEWHERE ON "THE NETWORK" #00049 DREAMCAST RULED PART OF NORTHERN IRELAND FOR 7400 ... FINANCIAL NEWS UPDATE: SONY CLOSING 10% OF GLOBAL ...
THE HTML ERAS
When men used to till the pages by hand. |
SHOPS
Use our Play or Amazon Shops to buy those shit Wii games you secretly like, helping the effort. ARCHIVES
12 years of wheat and chaff in one vast and impenetrable mass. |
Some updates weren't universally hated by the entire world within seconds of being uploaded.
1. The Animal Crossing Wild World mega-feature and public-service review
2. Sonic CD - screenshot parade
3. Cream The Rabbit sexual diagrams
4. OutRun2 screenshot-taking guide for the benefit of inept journalists
5. The personal UKR SEGA Toys Homestar planetarium review
6. Trying to buy an Xbox 360 in London
7. (STILL) THE MOST AMAZING PROMOTIONAL PHOTOGRAPH OF ALL TIME
8. A trip to GamesMaster (in Peckham)
Links to that blog of yours you started up and were excited about for a whole weekend.
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FRIENDS
Some people we might've MET. Or at least seen in a room and been near. One Thousand Tiny Things I Hate "LIFESTYLE"
Other sites we are happy to officially endorse without requiring Adwords spend. PRIVACY POLICY
Having one is compulsory, apparently. Ours is here. It is not meant to be funny. |
ACQUAINTANCES
People off the internet. Quality and commitment levels may vary. |
It came with the template. Maybe in 2014 we'll jump on board the Twitter train and put that in here. Or a radio. That'd be nice.
You may take our land, but you'll never take our processed pork products.
I like my sausage rolls in low-def glory!
1) Mmmmm, liquid meat sausage rolls...
ii) Nice work PhotoBoy, ever thought of starting up an anti-sony blog?
c) Why does it say Sony's bakery on the big sign and Zoilita's bakery on the awning to the right (With the same phone number)?
Not very good that, can't get anywhere near Photoboy's level of baking related tenuous Sony word play.
I want to copy and paste it in to various game forums
I won a behind the scenes tour of one of their Cakes/Pork Rooms which looked really nice, but I couldn't help thinking I'd seen it all before, and it was more interesting.
I tried to eat a Lair Cake but couldn't control it and I wanted to try a Pie Toy. Everyone was eating them at one point, but soon realised they were gimmicky. (can food be gimmicky?)
At this point I ran out of puns and went Home, which is a pile of shit.
Can I enroll on some sort of course so you can teach me Photoboy?
I'll retreat to my comfort zone of wanking gags from now on (i.e. my comment in the Outrun Online post).
oresio - a curious fusion of an oreo and a horse
Sony are cunts, tee hee. Break out the vaseline.
Word verification: Draw - a sketch you can keep your socks in. Top draw - a doodle you can keep your special magazines in.
flowless - Sony's revenue stream in 2009