"Sega/Crayola contest with Sonic coloured pencil! Sincerely" - Thu Nguyen.
Thank Thu very much.
As part of the UKR screening process that ever submitter must go through, we Googled "Thu Nguyen" - and found that some Thu Nguyens are boys, and some are girls. We'll imagine this one's a girl, even though the odds of that are significantly greater than the odds of winning that second-generation Mega CD.
A site about games and game paraphernalia and how nothing's as good as we remember it, probably because we used to inhabit a FANTASY WORLD.
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What are we half-heartedly skimming RIGHT NOW? RECENTLY...
Each post .02% worse than the last. WAR NEWS: SPAIN, FRANCE AND ITALY LIBERATED FROM E... ELSEWHERE ON "THE NETWORK" #00048 DREAMCAST LOGO, ON CUP, ON EASTENDERS THE NOW-OFFICIAL DESIGN UKR A NEW LOGO COMPETITION... YOU CAN WIN A SEGA MEGA DRIVE! CAPTION COMPETITION: SONIC AND THE BLACK KNIGHT SEGA LOOKS FINE, PARK IS WONKY, NO ONE EVER WANTS ... ELSEWHERE ON "THE NETWORK" #00047 WARNING: SONIC ADVENT CALENDARS IN CIRCULATION
THE HTML ERAS
When men used to till the pages by hand. |
SHOPS
Use our Play or Amazon Shops to buy those shit Wii games you secretly like, helping the effort. ARCHIVES
12 years of wheat and chaff in one vast and impenetrable mass. |
Some updates weren't universally hated by the entire world within seconds of being uploaded.
1. The Animal Crossing Wild World mega-feature and public-service review
2. Sonic CD - screenshot parade
3. Cream The Rabbit sexual diagrams
4. OutRun2 screenshot-taking guide for the benefit of inept journalists
5. The personal UKR SEGA Toys Homestar planetarium review
6. Trying to buy an Xbox 360 in London
7. (STILL) THE MOST AMAZING PROMOTIONAL PHOTOGRAPH OF ALL TIME
8. A trip to GamesMaster (in Peckham)
Links to that blog of yours you started up and were excited about for a whole weekend.
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FRIENDS
Some people we might've MET. Or at least seen in a room and been near. One Thousand Tiny Things I Hate "LIFESTYLE"
Other sites we are happy to officially endorse without requiring Adwords spend. PRIVACY POLICY
Having one is compulsory, apparently. Ours is here. It is not meant to be funny. |
ACQUAINTANCES
People off the internet. Quality and commitment levels may vary. |
It came with the template. Maybe in 2014 we'll jump on board the Twitter train and put that in here. Or a radio. That'd be nice.
Actually, it might be a library receipt, since it looks like it says "Due date". Either that or Thu's pregnant.
In conclusion: I'm a terrible stalker.
Because Sonic, the blue hedgehog, wouldn't show up very well on a blue background.
The part I find shocking is: "once a winning pencil changes color (sic), it will remain that color (sic)"
That means if you win you will be left without a yellow crayon to draw happy smiling suns in clear blue skies!
Also the crayons are not made from tropical rain forest wood, Which is dissapointing, and have been certified as 'nontoxic', despite lead being mentioned numerous times on the packaging.
SEGA DON'T MAKE MISTAKES!
www.PLAYSEGA.co.uk launches.
The Dreamcast v.2 is ... teh internets?!?!
WTF Sega, you trample over my dreams yet again. Still won't hurt to register as a VIP, maybe if I play mah jong for 2000 hours I'll win a sonic crayon, unlock the flash version of Shenmue, or even win the entire (husk of a) company.
Sobs uncontrollably. The new Sega ≤ Popcap
So if you get Art Alive you have to suffer your prize and enjoy it like those who paid full retail.
My unbelievable photoshop mastery allowed me to DIGITALLY ENHANCE the text, in order to impress Thu, in the case she is a woman (if Thu is a male, get lost).
http://img242.imageshack.us/img242/8180/photoshopstalkersb3.jpg
I'm a little bit confused, as it tells about controversial issues, adults and teens, morals, and prices expressed in US dollars.
Obviously I'm not suggesting that someone does that. And sends pictures in.
Now I know what you're going to say (ooh boo hoo mummy I don't like sonic unleashed it's got a werewolf in it) but that's the great thing, it's only got a Sonic level, the Greek town one, which you can play through as much as you want, absolutely free!
Weighing in at only 185MB, there's no excuse not to have this on your hard drive and play it while you wait for Unleashed to filter down to the bargain bins so you can buy it for a tenner and play through on Easy before putting it in the cupboard and never taking it out again.
Thu Nguyen, Sega of America. +1 female reader.
I didn't win. I already had a Mega Drive/Genesis "super home system" anyway, but of course I wanted that Mega CD.
But it's still not worth it.