"Smells of 'Tolkien powder'."
"Smells of grannies."
"Oh fuck it smells of liquid."
"It smells of cocaine." (After snorting it.)
"It smells just like Tails - SHIT."
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Someone completing Sonic 1 in 18:28
Street Fighter II Turbo promotional video (including Japanese live-action TV adverts)
Useless yanks, but they're making an effort
Rez early development video 1
Rez early development video 1
Jet Grind Radio advert
The history of the Shenmue series
When the hell are you going to link the god-like 'bittorrent song'?
Hi, I found this clip on Google Video today and I thought it might be weird/awesome/crap/disturbing enough to put on your site.
Nintendo Sixty-FOOOOOOOOOOUR
Japanese Dreamcast Ad. Check out the logos on the thief's arm... very familiar...
Sega's SegaSonic The Hedgehog arcade machine - played to completion
The classic MegaDrive ad
An Xmas Segato Sanhiro ad. Or how to mess with the kids minds... poor buggers...
Sega CD promo. Where it all went wrong. Wiggiddy-wack indeed
Segata Bomberman ad. This time he's blowing shit up. And people
Chu Chu Rocket Japanese ad. Awesome
Sonic CD Japanese ad
The final Segata ad. Just before the launch of the Dreamcast... poor guy...
Promo Dreamcast trailer. "Get a life and get a Dreamcast". Hell yeah! That worked out well then
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Hello there,
The scary cameraman from GameLife loves photographing violent things, and he has a nice website full of pictures of him looking paedish and of Melissa being dead.
http://www.creativelybankrupt.com/
Also enjoy Andrew's myspace:
http://www.myspace.com/andyapple
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Dear UKR
I was at E3 last week in industry guise. Trying to avoid actually doing anything to justify my flight cost and hotel bill I wandered onto the Nintendo stand and spotted Google video star Andrew Rosenblum presenting the next installment of his 'show'. He and his skinny gimp friend were bizarrely being filmed by an attractive if a little young (16 is legal in the US isn't it?) female dressed a bit like a schoolgirl... Anyway before i could get a picture of the schoolgirl they all ran off to some the Isle of Man development stand to film some blindfolded Japanese bloke playing video game music i hadn't really heard of on a bontempi keyboard, which quite frankly was a bit shit.
Anyway please find attached picture of 'Google video star' Andrew Rosenblum... perhaps you can run a behind the scenes style feature... or just post it up as one of the more bizarre stalkings by your readers.
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Hey, saw your post on Sonic tattoos, and I thought I'd share my own with you.
Its of the S&K logo, which I personally regard as the greatest Sonic logo ever. Hours upon hours of my youth were spent re-playing Sonic 3 and Knuckles, so it became somewhat of a favourite.
Great site, btw.
Bird
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CAROL VORDERMAN SUDOKU TO MAKE A STAR APPEARANCE ON SONY PLATFORMS
London, May 2006, XPLOSIV, the multi-platform value range have announced that the ever popular Carol Vorderman Sudoku will be released on PlayStation2 and PSP in June 2006. The addictive and challenging puzzle craze that has swept the globe found a huge fan and supporter in best selling author and personality Carol Vorderman and these interactive games will allow Carol to show you how it's done.
Let her take you (YES!) step-by-step via live action video (YES!) explaining the methods of Sudoku and revealing handy hints so that you too can become a Sudoku master. If you feel you've mastered the methods of Sudoku then the game will allow you to lay down the gauntlet and challenge Carol to the ultimate Sudoku showdown.
As gadget enthusiast Carol said 'I love my PSP, it fits in my handbag and is really handy for someone like me who travels a great deal.' She adds, 'I can't wait to be able to play Sudoku on the PSP where and whenever I want.'
Sudoku has a huge appeal globally and Carol Vorderman Sudoku is perfect for the PSP and PS2 platforms. The additional formats will add a greater offering to Sudoku fans and more ways for them to feed their Sudoku habit' said Joanne Fawell, European Product Manager, Xplosiv.
As a self-confessed Sudoku addict, the Channel 4 Countdown presenter says: 'I have become completely obsessed and a bit of a saddo. I love competitions with friends to see who finishes first. I go for the fiendishly hard one and have got my time down from five hours to under twenty minutes.' She adds, 'Mind you I'm told off at home, at work and even in the hairdressers for going "into the Sudoku zone" and "not listening to a word anyone says".'
Sudoku challenges you to fill in the missing numbers in a 9x9 grid. It's a game of reasoning, that doesn't require calculating or special math skills - but instead focuses on concentration and brain power
Starring and presented by Carol Vorderman, Carol will appear in the form of live video and will talk the player through a number of features including:-
Exclusive features to PSP and PS2
· 2 player Mode
· Wireless game mode (PSP version only )
Arcade mode
· Beat the clock!
· Extra time
· Perfection
· 3 strikes and your out!
· High Score table
PS2, PC and PSP Features
· Over 1 million unique puzzles (tbc)
· 4 difficulty levels
· Over 30 minutes of high quality video featuring Carol Vorderman
· Step-by-step tutorial for beginners
· Hits and tips for advanced players
· Intuitive easy interface
· Customisable assist functions
· Ask Carol puzzle solver
Multiple game modes
· Classic
· Career mode
· Challenge Carol
NOTES FOR EDITORS
www.carolvordermanssudoku.com
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I'm a huge Sega fan and absolutely love your site, your trip to Sega page is pretty funny and now I want a Homestar! Anyway, thought I'd show off my Sonic tattoos while I'm here so take a look at them if you're interested.
Had the idea of having four Sonics running around my leg.
Ross
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A site about games and game paraphernalia and how nothing's as good as we remember it, probably because we used to inhabit a FANTASY WORLD.
MICRO-BLOG
What are we half-heartedly skimming RIGHT NOW? RECENTLY...
Each post .02% worse than the last. PLEASE WELCOME ABOARD... JONNY! ADVANCE NOTIFICATION OF "CHANGE" THERE WAS AN 'EVENT' FOR OVERLORD II CANADIAN PAWN SHOP SONIC GRAFFITI THE SEGA US FLICKER ACCOUNT HAS BETTER/STRONGER MA... INDUSTRY NEWS: MIKE RAWLINSON FROM ELSPA HAS GOT S... LITERALLY 30 PHOTOS FROM A MAN'S "SEGA HONEYMOON" THEY HAVE LAUNCHED WORLD OF WARCRAFT IN A FOREIGN ... AN EMAIL FROM THE NiGHTS COSPLAYER WITH THE SMALL ... A SMALL PIECE OF RIPPED-OFF POSTER SOMEWHERE IN GE... THE HTML ERAS
When men used to till the pages by hand. |
SHOPS
Use our Play or Amazon Shops to buy those shit Wii games you secretly like, helping the effort. ARCHIVES
12 years of wheat and chaff in one vast and impenetrable mass. |
Some updates weren't universally hated by the entire world within seconds of being uploaded.
1. The Animal Crossing Wild World mega-feature and public-service review
2. Sonic CD - screenshot parade
3. Cream The Rabbit sexual diagrams
4. OutRun2 screenshot-taking guide for the benefit of inept journalists
5. The personal UKR SEGA Toys Homestar planetarium review
6. Trying to buy an Xbox 360 in London
7. (STILL) THE MOST AMAZING PROMOTIONAL PHOTOGRAPH OF ALL TIME
8. A trip to GamesMaster (in Peckham)
Links to that blog of yours you started up and were excited about for a whole weekend.
FRIENDS
Some people we might've MET. Or at least seen in a room and been near. One Thousand Tiny Things I Hate "LIFESTYLE"
Other sites we are happy to officially endorse without requiring Adwords spend. PRIVACY POLICY
Having one is compulsory, apparently. Ours is here. It is not meant to be funny. |
ACQUAINTANCES
People off the internet. Quality and commitment levels may vary. |
It came with the template. Maybe in 2014 we'll jump on board the Twitter train and put that in here. Or a radio. That'd be nice.