A site about games and game paraphernalia and how nothing's as good as we remember it, probably because we used to inhabit a FANTASY WORLD.
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What are we half-heartedly skimming RIGHT NOW? RECENTLY...
Each post .02% worse than the last. LIFE GETS WORSE FOR "EVIL MUM" KAREN MATTHEWS MESMERISING DUAL DREAMCAST LOGO UPDATE HAVE A DREAMCAST LOGO CHRISTMAS ELSEWHERE ON "THE NETWORK" #00049 DREAMCAST RULED PART OF NORTHERN IRELAND FOR 7400 ... FINANCIAL NEWS UPDATE: SONY CLOSING 10% OF GLOBAL ... WE STILL ENJOY SEEING SONIC-ENDORSED THINGS FROM T... THE HTML ERAS
When men used to till the pages by hand. |
SHOPS
Use our Play or Amazon Shops to buy those shit Wii games you secretly like, helping the effort. ARCHIVES
12 years of wheat and chaff in one vast and impenetrable mass. |
Some updates weren't universally hated by the entire world within seconds of being uploaded.
1. The Animal Crossing Wild World mega-feature and public-service review
2. Sonic CD - screenshot parade
3. Cream The Rabbit sexual diagrams
4. OutRun2 screenshot-taking guide for the benefit of inept journalists
5. The personal UKR SEGA Toys Homestar planetarium review
6. Trying to buy an Xbox 360 in London
7. (STILL) THE MOST AMAZING PROMOTIONAL PHOTOGRAPH OF ALL TIME
8. A trip to GamesMaster (in Peckham)
Links to that blog of yours you started up and were excited about for a whole weekend.
FRIENDS
Some people we might've MET. Or at least seen in a room and been near. One Thousand Tiny Things I Hate "LIFESTYLE"
Other sites we are happy to officially endorse without requiring Adwords spend. PRIVACY POLICY
Having one is compulsory, apparently. Ours is here. It is not meant to be funny. |
ACQUAINTANCES
People off the internet. Quality and commitment levels may vary. |
It came with the template. Maybe in 2014 we'll jump on board the Twitter train and put that in here. Or a radio. That'd be nice.
I infer he is American by his use of the word 'closet' to describe where he keeps his clothes, unlike the English version which would be 'bedroom-floor'
O tempora o mores!
In unrelated news, this is from the intro of the latest edition of Edge:
"It is a tired and cynically propagated myth that Playstation 3 ... still has no exclusives that can confidently call themselves memorable games, a piece of propaganda ... perpetuated by gurning cretins who scuttle around the grubbier recesses of the internet."
I think they're talking about you, Zorg!
I object to the gurning reference.
I'm comfortable with all the rest.
And the grubbier recesses are always the most interesting.
Surely being called cretins by Edge must rank as almost hadron-collider-universe-bending-grade irony?
I mean, it's not as if anyone reads it for anything other than the job ads in the back do they? (assuming they do still fill half the magazine with job ads like they used to, I've not idly flicked through a copy in Smiths in ages...)
Maybe you should start doing games-industry job ads Zorg?
Then they could concentrate on putting something of interest in their magazine.
And I agree with Steve, Dural definitely the best; if only becuase it reminds me of Durell software and Harrier Attack
Then again Nintendo did get away with calling their console a variant of piss so Dural could have worked i guess
That is about as close as I can get with words. It really needs to be an experimental dance where I am naked save for pillow case on my head swinging a sledge hammer randomly in a tiny room full of Sony memorabilia and copies of Edge. All recorded on a CCTV camera and projected live on the ceiling of the turbine hall in the Tate Modern. I am undecided on whether I should shit and piss myself at the same time.
I'll be back tomorrow after i catch up with my battery news.
What came next I will remember for the rest of my life.
Lucky had a bowel movement - a particularly arduous one judging by the yelps and moans. One of those rectal urgency numbers that only come with ill health I suppose. It smelled to high heaven.
So out came the Tesco carrier bag. I placed it over my hand & leaned over towards Lucky's offering, holding my nose with my right hand (I'm left handed). But my hand didn't have time to appropriate what would be a welcome hand-warmer for the journey home - oh no. Imagine my surprise when I looked down to see a perfectly formed SEGA DREAMCAST 2 logo before me! Sega's new genetically-enhanced flu viral advertising campain is underway.
Should I send the photies? I've got 6048x4032 shots: Aperture : f/2.2, Exposure time : 1/125 sec, ISO : 200, Focal length : 85mm, Metering : Pattern, Compensation : 0 step taken on my wife's Alpha 900 (I had it with me for wildlife photography purposes, of course).
but alas, im not using edge's system, im using the rule of numbers in reality. which means it is shit.