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Oh do fuck off.

Zorg where's the update on the recent NPD figures, Im on my 4th wank already! sort it out

PS3 wasn't completely bottom - it managed to outsell PS2. I could only get a semi.

That was just me hitting F5.

Oh those crazy LOLCATZ.

Drivel.

Look what you've bought upon us!

People who celebrate posting the first comment on a blog update. Thanks a fucking lot Zorg.

First? First?

You fools! You are fiddling while Home burns!

A semi is considered victory.

Web analytics porn at it's finest.

Good job all.

Get that cat logo that Anonymous made in the original post up as the new banner. I want to see it everytime I 'come' here.

Yeah why no home is fucked up update? Quite dissapointed although the links to the cat porn shold help make up for that.

Someone from Shiny media got into the BBC! (False papers no doubt).

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/technology/7780094.stm

Zorg, don't give up hope!

Would it be unethical to act out my cowboy fantasies by lassooing a cat, getting a dreamcast logo embossed cattle rod and branding the moggy with an attractive swirly 'birthmark'.

I think that would be quicker than trying to genetically engineer a pusscat with dreamcast swirls in its fur.

I know you need the material Zorg. Time is of the essence.

Other things the internet likes and that UK:R could use as a beguiling pretext for their task of harvesting the dithering minds of today's youth and conscripting them to fight for the 'good old cause':

1.) People in their underwear dancing to pop songs 'ironically'.

2.) Soundbites from Western friendly anime, possibly focusing on a malapropism which arose from bad Japanese/English translation somewhere down the line.

If you wanted to you could do the classic Youtube trick of putting an image of a silly cat precisely halfway through a Youtube video, and in the moments preceding and following the middle picture provide as much propaganda or smear campaigning as you can cram in having 'anchored their attention with the cat' to begin with.

Possible new internet term: 'Cat Anchor' = a pretext with which you construct an alluring fallacy of feline promise to steal attention.

ALL YOUR BASE ARE BELONG TO US!