Or, to put it sensibly so today's news-aggregating-media outlets can understand after a two-second scan of the facts, Microsoft has just said Xbox 360 is outselling PS3 in France, Spain and Italy. Here's a link to Eurogamer saying it, as you're more likely to believe stuff on Eurogamer than on here, AREN'T YOU?
Expect future Sony press releases to concentrate on the performance of the "PlayStation Family" in Denmark during 2008, relative to the performance of the "PlayStation Family" in Denmark during the 1970s.
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Suffice to say, no-one in the office wants to touch his keyboard or mouse.
Or his cock.
Forget Denmark too Sony, they don't want their Animal Porn on DRM crippled Blu-Ray, even if they would enjoy seeing a donkeys cock at 1080p.
Eastern Europe is the way to go, sell them some western style sophistication I can see them doing a Moldovan special to shift their inventory - one PS3 for two kilo's of spuds.
Victory is ours!
Top of the pile is the FT who have a story title "Wii wish you a Merry Xbox" - Fucking genius or what! Zorg needs to brush up on his copywriting skills. Just shoving out a webpage with blokes moustaches and dreamcast cups is no good if you want to rise to top of the pile on google news.
"Wii wish you a Merry Xbox" - It's clever, it's funny, it's concise. It kicks Sony in the nuts. Proper journalism!
http://blogs.ft.com/techblog/2008/12/wii-wish-you-a-merry-xbox/
Now if they'd only get 20000x15000 resolution pics of Gemma Atkinson and Girls Aloud on the FT, I'd get my coat and never come back.
So much closer to complete victory, then we can get to the war crimes Sony has perpetrated on the general populace.
No more playstations!!
conspiracy theory alert
Did anyone see the CGI Resident Evil movie. It's called RE Degeneration. It is produced under Sony movies and the bad company this time is Wilpharma. the Wil in Wilfarma has a font that resembles a lot the Wii font and it is in a green and white logo. The first time I saw it I directly had to thing about the Wii.
I won't spoil anything about the movie so you'll have to see for yourself.
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Man that guy who got shot waiting in line for a PS3 must be wishing they finished the job.
P.s. Sonic is still on the 404 page, looking happy and not with crosses for eyes.
84/100 games are Sony's, but as a bonus, 50% PS2, 22% PSP, 12% PS3, so lol at the Blu-Ray player getting no love. Still this is miserable. :'(
Continuing Sony's evil ploy of Knocking off what Sega do, I predict it will ship on 5 discs (one more than Panzer Dragoon saga).
Their Clockwork Knight version.1.5 will crush all in it's wake, for one week at least, Before slipping to number 46 in the charts and being outsold 10 to 1 by Wii Knit, a knitting simulator for the senile.
http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/business/7772597.stm