Fuck off Zorg, you're shit. Do some proper updates you cunt.

You got to a shop and buy a real copy you peasant! Alternatively - don't use a retardedly high-end application for the purpose of sending photos to UK:R

Merry Christmas

I don't get it.

I don't get it.

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I'M GETTING DREAMCASTS FOR CHRISTMAS!!!!!!!

Merry Christmas, or "Happy Holidays" to everyone.

Some people don't get it. They should be ashamed to call themselves Sega fans!

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Let us emerse ourselves into happier times...

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/business/the_company_file/474646.stm

Death will release me.

Who's Oof and Diee, and why should I fuck them?

use corel draw x4 suite.

The spiral thing has spiralled out of control.

The spirals on the star present remind me of a pair of tits. Most things do though.

Word ver - Skyache

What you get after playing through Quake's almost entirely indoor setting. BSIG!

I think the real loser here is the person reading a web site he doesn't even like on Christmas Day.

Good bye Zorg. The site was actually quite funny for a long time. But you have pissed it away. I know you think that it's ironic and funny and British, but it's just shitty, mate. If you don't have any updates don't update. Or do something interesting like talk about old games or SOMETHING, please.

I'll check back in 2 weeks to see if you have taken any notice. If not I will smite you. Not really. I just won't come back ever again.

Jesus is pretty harsh on Christmas day.

He is a regretful bastard.

Great. Thanks for letting me know. It's really very interesting to receive updates about the state of your bookmarks or, if you're under 30, your RSS feeds.

There are plenty of sites I've stopped reading over the years, hundreds I'd imagine, either because I've changed, they've changed, they're not as good as they used to be or as relevant as they once were. I've stopped reading some sites because they've moved to a slower server and I can't be bothered waiting an extra second for the page to appear.

But I don't feel the need to visit these sites and point this out to the staff on a regular basis. That's a thing that's WRONG WITH YOU.

Feel free to stop reading UKR. It's your choice. It's OK. I understand. I'm happy that you've found some new friends with similar interests. Just stop boasting about it like it's a badge of honour you've just got sent recorded delivery from the Queen.

Just fuck off quietly. No one's going to really notice and you're not going to make me start self-harming or close UKR in a sulk.

In fact, we'll all be happier in the long-term thanks to having one less crybaby hankering for the non-existent fantasy world of the past wherein every UKR update used to be Booker Prize material instead of the same pissing-about uselessness it's actually always been.

He thinks it's British? What?

Someone can't accept criticism..
Aah, normally such witty, loving comments. You can tell it's Christmas but the drunken comments and the hatefulness. Although, I do kinda agree. Spirals are a universal symbol, and have been used globally hundreds of years before our beloved Dreamcast. I request more pictures of tits and Saturn logos to furiously wank over!

I like Zorg. I imagine him to be pretty. AH HA! NOW I'M THE ONE LIVING IN THE FANTASY WORLD etc. etc. People who play games are ugly etc. etc.

I don't know. I'm bored and awake and I need a fuckling coffee. Because I say 'fuckling' instead of 'fucking'. Or something.

UKR has got better and better over the past year. I think that's what I mean.
'Fuckling' indeed.

It's all good, we all come here to read it don't we. I'm sure Zorg knows the teasing from the bitter hateing.

btw, worst update ever.

Zorg - take no notice of nerds like Jesus of Hammersmith. This site is the only place that makes me laugh out loud every day - e.g. see ZorgForKing's Christmas comment!
You can post pictures of paint drying as far as I care. Merry Christmas and keep it coming for 2009.

wait what? people bashing on the spiral news articles? SHUT THE HELL UP. anyone not happy to see the very soul of the dreamcast alive and well deserve to have their eyes lasered by the power of 20 MILLION SUNS.