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I'm amazed anyway that you can only fit 2.5 inch drives in it. Thing is the size of a pensioners bungalow.
Anyway, if you have to buy a PS3 this year get the cheapest one and stick your own 320Gb drive in.
Assumption is the mother of all fuck ups.
My men are trained to cut of their own hands with their standard issue bayonets before being forced by terrorists to purchase PS3's, anyone trying to pedal these torture devices should face a war crimes tribunal.
http://www.mobiles.co.uk/free-sony-ps3.html?ovchn=MSN&ovcpn=Free_Gifts&ovcrn=free_phone_ps3&ovtac=PPC
The funniest part is that it isn't just Sony Ericsson phones that you get them with. I foresee Kellogs and a new family sized box any day now.
I know I am having a white birthday now.
Would this plan not be helped by making some games people want to play? I swear the Wii has a more appealing line up. THE WII!!
1) Play the thing and be forever damned
2) Allow others there to play it for longer than 5 minutes and then they will all understand why you didn't play to begin with. What have they got there? Lair? Home? Anything that's on the 360 as well? If that's the case, they'll see soon enough. Heck, in five minutes they may give up while still only 5% through a required install.
There is a third option. Perhaps you work at Sony and that's why the boss brought it in. If that's the case I suggest option 3: honourable suicide.
Including Sega Superstars Tennis. (http://www.johnlewis.com/230476539/Product.aspx) This should bump up the attach rate.
Let the bloodshed continue.
I remember the day when I was in Virgin and the Saturn shelves where being cleared out, it felt like my heart was being ripped in two. Well now Zavvi have gone tits up, maybe other retailers will come to realise - YOU NEED MORE SEGA!! Get this Sony crap off the shelves, try flogging it for a tenner or less.
Victory is within our grasp.
2009 The year PS3 gets finished off.
During an AGM.
With my Mum.