This thing about the GTA IV Activity Book, because, although being genuinely excited about GTA IV, there's still some subconscious need inside us to appear above it all and uncaring. This thing about exciting innovations in the world of 'walking'. This thing which is a relatively good shot at appearing enthusiastic about Unreal Tournament III, even though it would appear to be one of the most boring video games yet created. This thing about Bulgarians not having the internet. This thing about the LG 'Black Addict' washing machine launch, because you can't not use pictures like this when they come along:
UKR: Why do your hens need one of those? Does it have a proper scientific purpose?
SIR RICH: To be honest they probably don't, what with them not living in tiny cages their entire lives, but it gives them something to look and peck at. Also, they're forest creatures so they like having dappled sunshine to lie around in, and it does give them that, too. We've also now lashed a load of logs together for them to balance on.
Basically it's what you do in the countryside in an attempt to silence the voices, the voices and their incessant calls for blood. We built a henge a couple of weeks ago and a firepit today, which is currently cooking a massive lump of beef. it's like gadgets, but gadgets made out of mud and sticks.
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This thing about Geometry Wars 2, which along with Ninja Gaiden II, is the only thing stopping us putting all our game consoles on eBay or a fire and just giving up. This thing about IOC member Kevan Gosper being able to change his Facebook status from "is watching the ladies pole vault" to "is watching the diving" while in Beijing this summer. This thing about phones. This thing about having your dead self sent to the moon. This thing about women touching each others' faces like buttons, because you can't not use pictures like this when they come along:
A site about games and game paraphernalia and how nothing's as good as we remember it, probably because we used to inhabit a FANTASY WORLD.
What are we half-heartedly skimming RIGHT NOW?
Each post .02% worse than the last.
THE HTML ERAS
When men used to till the pages by hand.
12 years of wheat and chaff in one vast and impenetrable mass.
Some updates weren't universally hated by the entire world within seconds of being uploaded.
Links to that blog of yours you started up and were excited about for a whole weekend.
Some people we might've MET. Or at least seen in a room and been near.
Other sites we are happy to officially endorse without requiring Adwords spend.
Having one is compulsory, apparently. Ours is here. It is not meant to be funny.
People off the internet. Quality and commitment levels may vary.
It came with the template. Maybe in 2014 we'll jump on board the Twitter train and put that in here. Or a radio. That'd be nice.