This thing about scientists messing about with monkey brains. This thing which is part of an ongoing personal campaign to promote Ninja Gaiden II. This thing in which I bagsie the press trip to report on the first manned European space flight in around 2018. This thing about a boat that is not a death trap yet. This thing about the Viteo Garden Shower, because you can't not use pictures like this when they come along: This thing about football being for idiots and builders. This thing about the unfortunate life of Richard Gaywood. This thing about what Greenpeace moaned about this week. This thing which is about politics. This thing about what Aaron Greenberg said this week. We really hope Aaron Googles his name some time and sends us an email so we can concoct AWESOME SCHEMES together to take down Sony. This thing about the Dreamcast First Aid Kit, because you can't not use pictures like this when they come along: This thing which is a triumphant return to rabble-rousing. You'd think most of these people would have something better to do during the day. This thing which is more of the same. If but one PlayStation3 owner forgets to login to "PSN" today and doesn't impulse-buy a game because they were too busy "fire-fighting" on the internet, it will all have been worth it. This thing which is a review of the Gears of War 2 trailer. Revel in our barely-concealed disgust of the tedious men-going-"HOLY SHIT" franchise. This thing about Scarlett Johansson's chest and new album. This thing about our new internet boyfriend Aaron Greenberg being 100% AWESOME. This thing about the Urban Tool Sportholster, because you can't not use pictures like this when they come along: A Russian mask that's a bit like Sonic A Sonic balloon at a fair, from a distance A chair logo that looks a bit like Dr Robotnik A French menu that has the word Sega on it Sonic tie :(
Labels: DREAMCAST LOGO IN REAL LIFE
This thing which is a slightly embellished account of trying to find a copy of GTA IV on launch day. This thing which is a massively embellished account of trying to find a copy of GTA IV the day after launch. This thing about The Pirate Bay getting in on GTA IV launch fever by encouraging everyone to steal it off the internet. This thing about Radiohead which still doesn't make much sense. This thing about ridiculously fashionable youths standing in the vicinity of scooters, because you can't not use pictures like this when they come along:
A site about games and game paraphernalia and how nothing's as good as we remember it, probably because we used to inhabit a FANTASY WORLD.
What are we half-heartedly skimming RIGHT NOW?
Each post .02% worse than the last.
THE HTML ERAS
When men used to till the pages by hand.
12 years of wheat and chaff in one vast and impenetrable mass.
Some updates weren't universally hated by the entire world within seconds of being uploaded.
Links to that blog of yours you started up and were excited about for a whole weekend.
Some people we might've MET. Or at least seen in a room and been near.
Other sites we are happy to officially endorse without requiring Adwords spend.
Having one is compulsory, apparently. Ours is here. It is not meant to be funny.
People off the internet. Quality and commitment levels may vary.
It came with the template. Maybe in 2014 we'll jump on board the Twitter train and put that in here. Or a radio. That'd be nice.