This lie was sent out to fool idiots into buying PSP back in May of 2004. It's now August of 2006. August 30 in fact, so actually more like September.
Well done, Sony. You made a pretend disc. This actually fooled some people for about a year! Fortunately we now know you just make stuff up and lie about things all the time, so we (the internet and therefore everyone in the world) won't be falling for it again. This isn't 1996 any more. You can't expect to lie to people and for no one to notice. Everything is recorded in Google.
And well done again for making a pretend box. Now you just need to make something interesting to put in it, as with PSP and PlayStation3 in general.
The amazing detail on the pretend box, where Sony cleverly preempted what everyone would say and then said it first. This, thinking about it, was the precise moment Sony started thinking that lying to people would work as its new strategy.
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It came with the template. Maybe in 2014 we'll jump on board the Twitter train and put that in here. Or a radio. That'd be nice.
not really, I couldnt give a shit about gt4...
I thought loco roco was fun for at least 10 whole minutes though.
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Two days into using it and I had a screen full of dead pixels, to which sony showed the big finger.
I wonder if the PS3 is going to live up to the same exacting high standards (not to mention the shit thirdparty twat games they release now...)!
Have you pre-ordered on yet??
stop being serious or negative. thats boring.
be silly and fun- thats when this site is great.
Thank you
A long time reader.
all you need is outrun, every extend extra and puzzle bobble, and everything is good with the world.
Sony's main purpose is to provide something to make fun of.
If I had a PSP I would trade it in for a Game Gear and play fun games.
Get Teela back! Just kidding... just get Jax to post or something.
Tired and predictable, yes. But not bias.
The PSP promised much when it was first promoted and has delivered (for the most part) nothing but half-arsed PS2 ports. These old promo shots, which I was excited about at the time but have since forgotten about, are perfect examples of Sony not delivering on their promises.
Under delivering software on PSP? Killzone video? Motorstorm video? Exagerated PS3 hardware benchmarks? Dwindling PS3 launch units? Dwindling PS3 launch software lineup?
I enjoy the Lie Watch.
So no one is bothered that the official xbox magazine have an anti sony site disguised as a SEGA fan site. This hasn't been a sega site in a long time and it hasn't been anything but repetition and bad ideas for about a year now.
I haven't seen a post about any of the terrible games on DS, 360 or Wii yet. To busy reviewing Saint's Row?
Sony opened themselves up to abuse by being style over substance since E3 2005 when they started overhyping PS3 and under-delivering on PSP.
I've played some good games on DS, 360 and Wii. I haven't played anything I thought was special on PS3.
I'm sorry, but in my eyes 'terrible games' and 'DS' just don't go together.
Unless you count the film tie-ins, but they're pretty much non-entities as it is.
But anyway, anyone who sticks up for PS3 is clearly delusional. There's nothing to stick up for. It's kind of like a kid in my old school who tried to defend his Dad at every chance despite the fact he was a convicted paedophile.
PS: Gran Turismo, GTA, Dead or Alive and metal gear solid are the only reasonable games aviable.
I'd buy it, and become rich! ( Yippeee! )
-Ben
IT IS CRAP.
It's now June 12th, 2007, and still no GT for PSP. It certainly is taking them a long time for a port! Might it be because the developers have realised that the analogue nub makes the kind of precise control a GT game requires absolutely impossible?
No GT4 for the PSP this year.
Link: http://www.gamesindustry.biz/articles/
yamauchi-gran-turismo-psp-unlikely-this-year
Quote:
"Once we experienced PS3 online and went through all of that, we came to the conclusion that PSP should not be a standalone product - it should be linked in to the world of Gran Turismo, linked with the PlayStation 3," said Yamauchi.
Funny they've decided to add wireless play after seeing it on the PS3?????? Thought it said the same thing on the original 'lie' packaging.
Snort.
Hey shut up! It is coming out, it comes out on the 20th June 2008, so shove it you gays.
"Snort - Maybe you have been"
lolololololololololololol.twat
See you next year for another lie update?
This surely is second only to "Duke Nukem Forever" in terms of vapourware.
Comedy...