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SEGA MEGA POWER batteries! Please alert all corners of the internet. We must have these. Dead or alive. Corroded or as-new. Cash waiting. As much cash as you want. Even sex. Any kind of sex. Our ear holes are your ear holes. Jizz on our feet. ANYTHING.


Open ever flap. Check every toy. No compartment left untouched

"These could have been the sole batteries to bring the energy life of the Game Gear in line with that of the Game Boy and thus win the handheld battle and change the history of SEGA."


Power beyond dreams!

"Who knows, it could have led to complete domination and we'd be sat here playing Dreamcast 2 by now. Unfortunately, it appears as though they were made for SEGA by Sony, so I imagine they tended to explode and production was ceased. Shame. Cheers, Brynaldo."


CASH WAITING
Seriously. Mail in if you have some and there's a tenner in it for you.

UPDATE:
The Germans got them as well.




More host countries to source originals in!
Blogger Paul said...
It's April 3rd now.
Blogger Jambo said...
I had a pack of those, they came with my SEGA Multi-Mega! I've still got the Multi-Mega but I'm afraid the batteries are long gone.
Blogger theholty said...
I had a set of those for my GameGear! I even kept them for years after they'd run out, but they got thrown out a few years ago when my good old dad was 'tidying up' my stuff after I'd moved out.
Blogger Carriageman said...
then the Earth complaint because of the danos that to him the man produces sega removes to the market alkaline batteries from high nonpolluting power and releases duration because its internal dry electrolyte nonhas neither cadmium nor mercury. they appear in packages of six units indeed the same one I number of baterias that needs the portatil console this house

bablefish ehh
Blogger slim1945 said...
Carriageman,

Is that a translation or did you find the little plastic bag i lost on the tube last week?
Blogger Remote_ said...
BATTERIES EVERYWHERE!

Driving me insane!

Is that the idea? To slowly drive me insane?
Blogger phorenzik said...
FUCKING LEGENDARY!!!!

This post should be on Idiot Toys too!
Blogger phorenzik said...
I wished I'd checked out Idiot Toys before posting my previous comment.
Blogger anonymous said...
There's a video clip I ripped from Bad Influence where Violet talks briefly about these batteries - and holds some! Try looking for the episode if you want, it's on the internets somewhere.
Blogger Trilby said...
How many of these do you reckon you could fit under your foreskin?
Blogger amagni said...
Nintendo batteries are chock full of cadmium and mercury.
I heard of a woman who masturbated with a wii-mote and actually turned into a giant mushroom.
Blogger Tysoe_J said...
I am now puzzled as to who actually produced these things. You'd have to think that for the purposes of this website, you'd imagine they're Duracell(i.e.) all the way...

But thinking realistically, I'm getting a whiff of Korea Elec Ltd here

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