Nice one, Steve. Good on you, Tobe.
All the best, Chris. Nice work, Trav.
Hopefully see you in 2009 or 2010 for the sequel, lads. Stick some Rez and Blaze out of Streets of Rage in, okay?
We're standing and clapping.
We are also whooping occasionally.
Top one, Nige.
Well done, QA team. It hasn't crashed yet! Although one or two of the replay camera angles leave a bit to be desired. Whose fault is that?
Well done, support staff. You all helped in some way.
Congratulations, pen-pushers. Your boys did good.
*Bows politely*
And so it continues.
Does it really take this many people?
Two brand managers, both called Mark. That must create some amusing mix-ups in the office!
Creative Services looks like a cosmopolitan bunch.
Well done.
Congratulations.
Best wishes.
Thanks for your time and effort.
Rare to see two Aarons in such a small sample group.
Take care, fellas.
Thanks, everyone.
Shit. We forgot to test out the alternate European language versions.
We would also like to specially thank the Virtua Tennis team. They are the last of the true dreamers. Beacons that must shine for all eternity, lest we be plunged back to the dark times of chaos and disorder, and the days of shit tennis games.
Not sure what any of that means.
Good luck in the future, SEGA China.
Side UK is a voice recording studio.
Richard Jacques is officially "Very Special."
And that's why.
Which one of you guys do we have to email about getting a new Streets of Rage game?
Congratulations.
This was a bad idea for an update.
We thought there'd be about 10 pages, not 30.
Nearly done.
Just a couple more.
Finally.
Thanks for having us.
A site about games and game paraphernalia and how nothing's as good as we remember it, probably because we used to inhabit a FANTASY WORLD.
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What are we half-heartedly skimming RIGHT NOW? RECENTLY...
Each post .02% worse than the last. SONIC SHOES THAT ARE NOWHERE NEAR AS GOOD AS YOU A... SEGA SUPERSTARS TENNIS MONTH: HOT AMY ROSE PANTS A... SEGA SUPERSTARS TENNIS MONTH: THE 10 BEST SCREENSH... SEGA SUPERSTARS TENNIS MONTH: SUMO DIGITAL INTERVI... GT5:PROLOGUE. AN ERROR HAS OCCURRED ELSEWHERE ON "THE NETWORK" #00019 SEGA SUPERSTARS TENNIS MONTH: A REVIEW OF SEGA SUP... SOMETHING ABOUT SONIC AND BLUE SKIES THE *NEW* WORLD'S GREATEST SEGA PHOTOGRAPH!
THE HTML ERAS
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SHOPS
Use our Play or Amazon Shops to buy those shit Wii games you secretly like, helping the effort. ARCHIVES
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Some updates weren't universally hated by the entire world within seconds of being uploaded.
1. The Animal Crossing Wild World mega-feature and public-service review
2. Sonic CD - screenshot parade
3. Cream The Rabbit sexual diagrams
4. OutRun2 screenshot-taking guide for the benefit of inept journalists
5. The personal UKR SEGA Toys Homestar planetarium review
6. Trying to buy an Xbox 360 in London
7. (STILL) THE MOST AMAZING PROMOTIONAL PHOTOGRAPH OF ALL TIME
8. A trip to GamesMaster (in Peckham)
Links to that blog of yours you started up and were excited about for a whole weekend.
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Some people we might've MET. Or at least seen in a room and been near. One Thousand Tiny Things I Hate "LIFESTYLE"
Other sites we are happy to officially endorse without requiring Adwords spend. PRIVACY POLICY
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It came with the template. Maybe in 2014 we'll jump on board the Twitter train and put that in here. Or a radio. That'd be nice.
Not. April Fool's motherfuckers.
axhpu - ancient Mayan god of self-indulgence and vaginas
Just a couple of minutes worth.
Thanks.
2: TOM CLANCY'S RAINBOW SIX: VEGAS 2
3: MARIO & SONIC AT THE OLYMPIC GAMES
4: PRO EVOLUTION SOCCER 2008
5: GUITAR HERO III: LEGENDS OF ROCK
6: SEGA SUPERSTARS TENNIS
bitchslapped by GT5:P in the charts.
they just need to go to the motorbike bit, press Ctrl+A and then press Delete and it'll be perfect
pwhtmwnh: what Blaze says when you press forward, forward, B
http://blogs.sega.com/sonic/2008/04/01/surprising-credits-compo-winners/
Online scrolling beat em ups, preferably platform online scrolling beat em ups, with lots of flipping off walls and hitting ppl off buildings ftw.
Also put Wonderboy and Ryo from Shenmue in it!