This thing about Geometry Wars 2, which along with Ninja Gaiden II, is the only thing stopping us putting all our game consoles on eBay or a fire and just giving up. This thing about IOC member Kevan Gosper being able to change his Facebook status from "is watching the ladies pole vault" to "is watching the diving" while in Beijing this summer. This thing about phones. This thing about having your dead self sent to the moon. This thing about women touching each others' faces like buttons, because you can't not use pictures like this when they come along:
A site about games and game paraphernalia and how nothing's as good as we remember it, probably because we used to inhabit a FANTASY WORLD.
MICRO-BLOG
What are we half-heartedly skimming RIGHT NOW? RECENTLY...
Each post .02% worse than the last. ***ALL BLOGS EMERGENCY UPDATE! ALL BLOGS EMERGENCY... PS3 LIE WATCH GOLD: SONY TO "DISCONTINUE" SIXAXIS ... A PRINTER CARTRIDGE THAT LOOKS LIKE A VIDEO GAME S... TURNS OUT WE'RE A BUNCH OF LYING BASTARDS SEGA SUPERSTARS TENNIS MONTH: THE CREDITS SONIC SHOES THAT ARE NOWHERE NEAR AS GOOD AS YOU A... SEGA SUPERSTARS TENNIS MONTH: HOT AMY ROSE PANTS A... SEGA SUPERSTARS TENNIS MONTH: THE 10 BEST SCREENSH... SEGA SUPERSTARS TENNIS MONTH: SUMO DIGITAL INTERVI... THE HTML ERAS
When men used to till the pages by hand. |
SHOPS
Use our Play or Amazon Shops to buy those shit Wii games you secretly like, helping the effort. ARCHIVES
12 years of wheat and chaff in one vast and impenetrable mass. |
Some updates weren't universally hated by the entire world within seconds of being uploaded.
1. The Animal Crossing Wild World mega-feature and public-service review
2. Sonic CD - screenshot parade
3. Cream The Rabbit sexual diagrams
4. OutRun2 screenshot-taking guide for the benefit of inept journalists
5. The personal UKR SEGA Toys Homestar planetarium review
6. Trying to buy an Xbox 360 in London
7. (STILL) THE MOST AMAZING PROMOTIONAL PHOTOGRAPH OF ALL TIME
8. A trip to GamesMaster (in Peckham)
Links to that blog of yours you started up and were excited about for a whole weekend.
FRIENDS
Some people we might've MET. Or at least seen in a room and been near. One Thousand Tiny Things I Hate "LIFESTYLE"
Other sites we are happy to officially endorse without requiring Adwords spend. PRIVACY POLICY
Having one is compulsory, apparently. Ours is here. It is not meant to be funny. |
ACQUAINTANCES
People off the internet. Quality and commitment levels may vary. |
It came with the template. Maybe in 2014 we'll jump on board the Twitter train and put that in here. Or a radio. That'd be nice.
Actually, LG, they're probably Korean. Close enough.