Original publisher Grandreams Limited did a fine job. Especially as Wikipedia didn't exist back then so they clearly had to resort to just making a lot of the stuff up.
This is a shame.
This is... we're not sure. We're torn between awesome and suicidally embarrassing for all concerned.
That's not quite the modern definition of a "happy ending" which, in fact, involves a miserable East European sex worker. But it's close enough.
A site about games and game paraphernalia and how nothing's as good as we remember it, probably because we used to inhabit a FANTASY WORLD.
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MICRO-BLOG
What are we half-heartedly skimming RIGHT NOW? RECENTLY...
Each post .02% worse than the last. SONIC IS GETTING INTO "BAILE FUNK" APPARENTLY THE GREATEST SONIC THE HEDGEHOG DESKTOP IMAGES IN ... WHAT'S THIS THE PROMOTIONAL IMAGE FOR? GLOBAL SEGA/SONIC THE HEDGEHOG ACTIVITY, WEEK ENDI... A VERY SHY MAN TOOK SOME PHOTOS OF BOOTH BABES AT ... SONICOM ENTERPRISES IS ON RATHER SHAKY LEGAL GROUN... NOKIA IS TIRED, OLD, AND JUST GOING THROUGH THE MO...
THE HTML ERAS
When men used to till the pages by hand. |
SHOPS
Use our Play or Amazon Shops to buy those shit Wii games you secretly like, helping the effort. ARCHIVES
12 years of wheat and chaff in one vast and impenetrable mass. |
Some updates weren't universally hated by the entire world within seconds of being uploaded.
1. The Animal Crossing Wild World mega-feature and public-service review
2. Sonic CD - screenshot parade
3. Cream The Rabbit sexual diagrams
4. OutRun2 screenshot-taking guide for the benefit of inept journalists
5. The personal UKR SEGA Toys Homestar planetarium review
6. Trying to buy an Xbox 360 in London
7. (STILL) THE MOST AMAZING PROMOTIONAL PHOTOGRAPH OF ALL TIME
8. A trip to GamesMaster (in Peckham)
Links to that blog of yours you started up and were excited about for a whole weekend.
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FRIENDS
Some people we might've MET. Or at least seen in a room and been near. One Thousand Tiny Things I Hate "LIFESTYLE"
Other sites we are happy to officially endorse without requiring Adwords spend. PRIVACY POLICY
Having one is compulsory, apparently. Ours is here. It is not meant to be funny. |
ACQUAINTANCES
People off the internet. Quality and commitment levels may vary. |
It came with the template. Maybe in 2014 we'll jump on board the Twitter train and put that in here. Or a radio. That'd be nice.
Thank christ, it was worth it though.
That shat all over MarioMark's feeble efforts.
7/10
Also still have the badnik top trumps that came with STC somewhere.
and lol, took me a while to realise what STC meant. sonic the fucking comic ofc. had upto issue 100 or so before stopping. then them getting thrown away or something...
(not good memories...)