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Some updates weren't universally hated by the entire world within seconds of being uploaded.
1. The Animal Crossing Wild World mega-feature and public-service review
2. Sonic CD - screenshot parade
3. Cream The Rabbit sexual diagrams
4. OutRun2 screenshot-taking guide for the benefit of inept journalists
5. The personal UKR SEGA Toys Homestar planetarium review
6. Trying to buy an Xbox 360 in London
7. (STILL) THE MOST AMAZING PROMOTIONAL PHOTOGRAPH OF ALL TIME
8. A trip to GamesMaster (in Peckham)
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It came with the template. Maybe in 2014 we'll jump on board the Twitter train and put that in here. Or a radio. That'd be nice.
And I've still got a few kicking around.
The reason I sold them is that nobody needs a dozen of each type : )
In fact I think I had something like 18 of the xmas Nights ones.
It's rather fitting that the n-gage ends up as a paper weight.
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Yeah, I know. What with it having the best game for it that Sega put out after the Dreamcast, it's obvious that it wouldn't have a chance in succeeding. No surprise there. Espcially considering even mos Sega fans are too stupid a bunch of wankers to even have given the system a try. After all, Gamespot said it was no good. Gamespot!
Asking your girlfriend to take arty pictures of your Sega posters is the first step on the road to being single again.
Its the reason why I BOUGHT the Saturn.
Fuck, if I find them in the cupboard you can have a VC one if I've got one left.
Nobody is ever getting my Sega Rally one though!
Sonic and Monkey Ball are pretty good, but Sega Rally was pants. Maybe it was the same people who made Sega Rally 2006 on the PS2...
Still shitty about not getting it.
Saturn VC2 was the best port ever!
The Sega N-Gage games were pretty crap apart from pocket kingdom, which no one really played after a couple months.
Colin, which Sega games for the N-Gage were good? I have Sonic N, Sega Rally and Monkey Ball.
Sonic and Monkey Ball are pretty good, but Sega Rally was pants. Maybe it was the same people who made Sega Rally 2006 on the PS2...
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Pocket Kingdom. It was the single best job anyone did of making a game that made that system worth owning. If Sega made a cell phone themselves, at the same time they made the Dreamcast, it would have launched with that game. And people would still be talking about how good it was. Instead people ignored it, and all the other great 2nd generation N-Gage stuff like Pathway to Glory, Glimerati, and One.
The system is like the Saturn that way. Poor launch, great 2D games, and people who don't know any better still saying it sucked without having played anything released after the first month despite a three year lifespan.
I'll be pissed if I've done something with them as there was also an MSR poster with the. Oh, and a Virtua Tennis one as well.
I must admit though, the VC one was coolest as it had bullet holes through it.