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Use our Play or Amazon Shops to buy those shit Wii games you secretly like, helping the effort. ARCHIVES
12 years of wheat and chaff in one vast and impenetrable mass. |
Some updates weren't universally hated by the entire world within seconds of being uploaded.
1. The Animal Crossing Wild World mega-feature and public-service review
2. Sonic CD - screenshot parade
3. Cream The Rabbit sexual diagrams
4. OutRun2 screenshot-taking guide for the benefit of inept journalists
5. The personal UKR SEGA Toys Homestar planetarium review
6. Trying to buy an Xbox 360 in London
7. (STILL) THE MOST AMAZING PROMOTIONAL PHOTOGRAPH OF ALL TIME
8. A trip to GamesMaster (in Peckham)
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It came with the template. Maybe in 2014 we'll jump on board the Twitter train and put that in here. Or a radio. That'd be nice.
(Sonic Team: no stealing this idea for the next game.)
Last I heard he was being called
'Eggman'. Stupid fucking Sonic Team.
or Sonic Team USA. Maybe Yuji Naka actually did stuff... :-/
"Due to a split storyline between the Japanese and American/European Sonic games, the character of Robotnik/Eggman has been known by several names in the various media and adaptations of the Sonic franchise. In Japan, the character has always been known as "Doctor Eggman" since his introduction in the first Sonic the Hedgehog game. However, in early American and European game versions and other media he is known as Doctor Ivo Robotnik. Although, despite this, both names slipped occasionally in the different regions."
Ah yes, a wikicrap. However, for the more discerning customer, I do remember seeing an article about how the whole mess was Sega USA's development so there really is no such thing as sonic being a japanese invention..not in the true sense anyway.
Not that anyone particularly gives much of a damn either.
Nor will they read this )':
"Manufactured for Sega by Sony Energytec Inc"
wat
In SA, they cleverly got around this by making his official name "Dr. Ivo Robotnik" everywhere, but had Sonic and pals refer to him as "Eggman".
What's stupid however is that he now uses that nickname in every other game to refer to himself.
And wherever you put them, do make sure you put them the right way around!
iegzxz: the noise made when inserting a Sega battery into ones urethra the wrong way round.