"I found some upcoming UK classic Sonic merchandise that you may be interested in. They're all by the company Impact Innovations, which have already made some Sonic plushes and beanies. Included are RC Racers, track sets (why Mario had one of these before Sonic I'll never know) WITH A LOOP, a Sonic figure with a webcam stuck in his stomach and Sonic and Tails USB flash drives. Which will clearly get you friends if you own - Sandy."
A 2GB or 4GB Sonic USB stick! Also available in Tails variety. If you want one, wait a year then buy one of the unsold Tails ones for a tenth of the price. Who ever buys Tails merchandise? He's second in quantity only to Big The Cat in the bargain buckets of the land.
And a terrifying Sonic webcam. We'll go out on a limb and say there's ZERO CHANCE of this actually being approved and made. SEGA wouldn't put its name to any old tat with Sonic's name on, would it?
A site about games and game paraphernalia and how nothing's as good as we remember it, probably because we used to inhabit a FANTASY WORLD.
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What are we half-heartedly skimming RIGHT NOW? RECENTLY...
Each post .02% worse than the last. FORMER SEGA BOSS INNOVATES THE COMB OVER PSP LIE WATCH GOLD: ANOTHER UPDATE REGARDING 'GRAN... A BRIDGE THAT LOOKS LIKE A SPACE INVADER SEGA BATTERY UPDATE #2: MOOD SHOTS SEGA BATTERIES UPDATE: NET CLOSING IN ELSEWHERE ON "THE NETWORK" #00020 ***ALL BLOGS EMERGENCY UPDATE! ALL BLOGS EMERGENCY... PS3 LIE WATCH GOLD: SONY TO "DISCONTINUE" SIXAXIS ... A PRINTER CARTRIDGE THAT LOOKS LIKE A VIDEO GAME S...
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Use our Play or Amazon Shops to buy those shit Wii games you secretly like, helping the effort. ARCHIVES
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Some updates weren't universally hated by the entire world within seconds of being uploaded.
1. The Animal Crossing Wild World mega-feature and public-service review
2. Sonic CD - screenshot parade
3. Cream The Rabbit sexual diagrams
4. OutRun2 screenshot-taking guide for the benefit of inept journalists
5. The personal UKR SEGA Toys Homestar planetarium review
6. Trying to buy an Xbox 360 in London
7. (STILL) THE MOST AMAZING PROMOTIONAL PHOTOGRAPH OF ALL TIME
8. A trip to GamesMaster (in Peckham)
Links to that blog of yours you started up and were excited about for a whole weekend.
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It came with the template. Maybe in 2014 we'll jump on board the Twitter train and put that in here. Or a radio. That'd be nice.
All two of them?
I want to want the race car set, but I can't help but picture the track pieces breaking to bits when I try to assemble them.
You can't keep changing things you know. We don't deal well with it.
http://sega-memories.blogspot.com/2008/03/more-upcoming-classic-sonic-stuff-from.html
Although, girls on Idiot Toys prove it's recently sold out and going mainstream. Epic Fail.
Swings and Roundabouts.
ahh its good to be back.
pbviously.