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1. The Animal Crossing Wild World mega-feature and public-service review
2. Sonic CD - screenshot parade
3. Cream The Rabbit sexual diagrams
4. OutRun2 screenshot-taking guide for the benefit of inept journalists
5. The personal UKR SEGA Toys Homestar planetarium review
6. Trying to buy an Xbox 360 in London
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8. A trip to GamesMaster (in Peckham)
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Home? Fall of Man 2?!? BUZZ?!?!?!?
When a Hires tweak of WipeOut, a series that peaked in about 1998, is the best game exclusive to a system, thats a pretty shoddy state of affairs.
Who in their right mind would buy a ps3?
like when NGamer used to (maybe still do, i haven't bought it in ages) do a couple of pages on new releases for Sony/Microsoft consoles where they actually admitted their good games were, in fact, good, rather than just saying "lol these are all shit, nintendo is well better innit"
And yes, I can afford both versions because I am richer and better than all of you.
...aside from boot up, the game has been designed so it doesn't have a single time where it pauses to load.
And what is the dictionary definition of a "crisp graphic", exactly? Because it SOUNDS like some generic term with no substance which could be pretty much attributed to a personal preference.
To some people "crisper graphics" means the absence of anti aliasing, for example...
As for Pop-up, as I haven't had enough hands on experience of the PS3 version to tell if there's any difference, but the in the 14 hours I've played the 360 version so far, I can count about 2 times where I actually noticed something.
In the end of the day, MS gave Rockstar a nice big cheque, so the 360 version is going to get more stuff for it which far, far outweighs any (possibly subjective) marginal graphical improvement.
The ps3 version probably only has faster loading times, because there will be an hour and a half install before you can even play it.
I though about getting GTA on the Xbox for about 0.01 seconds until I remembered that mine has RROD twice in the last six months.
It's a fine and lovely game on both systems, m'kay?
http://www.eurogamer.net/article.php?article_id=134736
anyways fuck both version -going back to wii fit-