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Some bragging little SHIT has the lot of them. We've requested scans of each page, but haven't heard back yet. So he's either doing it and tied up for a few weeks, or just can't really be bothered - which is entirely understandable.


The British Library Sonic book collection

"If you have just gotten over the greatness of Where's Sonic, you may just be about to crap your pants again. Please find attached an image of my collection of the series of Sonic books. In addition to Where's Sonic, here are Adventure Gamebook 1, 2, 3 and 4, Puzzle Book 1 and 2 and The Sonic Joke Book. Right now you may feel the need to hear the Sonic related jokes, but for the most part these are just terrible jokes with very little to do with Sonic... so I guess you might want scans.


DAMN SHITTING RIGHT WE WANT SCANS
Or high-resolution digital photos. Or the original proofs from Ladybird Publishing.
Blogger The Swill Man said...
We must have access to the comedy goldmine that is the SONIC JOKE BOOK.
Blogger cowbrain said...
Sonic related joke?

"For 100 rings can I get 1up?"
Blogger gaijintendo said...
What's blue, spiked and travels at a hundred miles an hour?
The slush puppy I just served your mum on this bullet train.
Blogger PhotoBoy said...
Q: What's the difference between the Dreamcast and the Playstation 2?

A: The Playstation 2 is complete shit and the Dreamcast is brilliant!

I really hope the Sonic joke book is full of funnies like that.
Blogger Various said...
"The lot of them"?

He doesn't have Stay Sonic, or the Martin Adams novels (home of the infamous Sonic the Toaster)...
Blogger P.P.A. said...
Swill Man, the Sonic Joke Book has been on the internet for ages. In fact, I have it uploaded right here: http://www.fileden.com/files/2007/8/26/1382984/Joke%20Book.zip
Unfortunately I forgot where I downloaded the files in the first place.
[insert "double *dark-skinned human*" reference here]
Blogger Scammeleon said...
Man, these bring back some memories!
I swear I've got some of these hidden away in my attic somewhere. Just pray the mice don't get to em before I do...
Blogger phorenzik said...
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Blogger phorenzik said...
Here's a Sonic joke that I've just made up:

What do you get if you cross Johnny Five with the singer of the 1984 song The Riddle?

ROBOTNIK (Kershaw)

Laugh then!
Blogger Naveed said...
shit i've got to start scanning in some of my collection then i've got tons of stuff like this.

-koval-
Blogger Trilby said...
What does Dr. Robotnik eat for breakfast?

EGG, MAN!

What's the most annoying side of a coin?

TAILS!

What's Sonic's favourite method of drugging women before brutally raping them?

SPIKING their drink!
Blogger ./orta¬† said...
damnit, I just laughed out loud in a room full of brazilians quiet at work, Like I don't already have a bad enough rep here.

Thanks Trilby >.>
Blogger James said...
I've just remembered I used to have a Sonic book years ago. It was one of those puzzle/adventure interactive type books where you 'controlled the story'. Depending on what way you wanted to go you'd flick to the relevant page. In most cases you'd keep going to the same 'death page' where Sonic runs over a cliff or gets splatted instead of picking the correct solution and advancing the plot. It was all really rather tedious.
Blogger Daniel said...
Anyone else have a sonic sticker book, where you bought stickers from the local shop and swapped/collected them. I still have mine in a box somewhere, uncompleted :(
Blogger Urban Reflex said...
I have the joke book too. I coloured in all the pictures when I was about six though so I don't think it's worth a scan :(
Blogger Robert said...
It's my collection, I'm the bragging little shit. I just finished scanning Gamebook 1.
Blogger Cmdr_Zorg said...
Robert, it's OK. No one really expects you to single-handedly scan all of the books.

You can stop now. We won't think any less of you.
Blogger Bas said...
Robert, Zorg is obviously testing your loyalty to UK:R. Scan them all in, every last page. Zorg will introduce you to his sister.
Blogger Robert said...
Interesting...
But this is only a bunch of pictures, so a fair trade would only be pictures of said sister. I guess.

In any case, here it is.
http://rapidshare.com/files/111759409/sonic-gamebook-1.zip.html
Blogger Bas said...
RapidShare has the most Godawful unreadable pictures that you need to type in, I can't get your download. :(

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