"If you have just gotten over the greatness of Where's Sonic, you may just be about to crap your pants again. Please find attached an image of my collection of the series of Sonic books. In addition to Where's Sonic, here are Adventure Gamebook 1, 2, 3 and 4, Puzzle Book 1 and 2 and The Sonic Joke Book. Right now you may feel the need to hear the Sonic related jokes, but for the most part these are just terrible jokes with very little to do with Sonic... so I guess you might want scans.
DAMN SHITTING RIGHT WE WANT SCANS
Or high-resolution digital photos. Or the original proofs from Ladybird Publishing.
A site about games and game paraphernalia and how nothing's as good as we remember it, probably because we used to inhabit a FANTASY WORLD.
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What are we half-heartedly skimming RIGHT NOW? RECENTLY...
Each post .02% worse than the last. THE FAN-MADE HD SONIC 2 REMAKE PLAYSTATION3 "MAGAZINE" RECOMMENDS BUYING THE XBOX... ELSEWHERE ON "THE NETWORK" #00021 DREAMCAST PANTS ARE "NEW AND UNWORN" BITS OF THE WORLD THAT STILL HAVE SEGA SYMBOLISM O... DOUBLE ULALA GLASGOW FLYER SIGHTING SONIC RETURNS TO 2D IN "WHERE'S SONIC?"
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Some updates weren't universally hated by the entire world within seconds of being uploaded.
1. The Animal Crossing Wild World mega-feature and public-service review
2. Sonic CD - screenshot parade
3. Cream The Rabbit sexual diagrams
4. OutRun2 screenshot-taking guide for the benefit of inept journalists
5. The personal UKR SEGA Toys Homestar planetarium review
6. Trying to buy an Xbox 360 in London
7. (STILL) THE MOST AMAZING PROMOTIONAL PHOTOGRAPH OF ALL TIME
8. A trip to GamesMaster (in Peckham)
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It came with the template. Maybe in 2014 we'll jump on board the Twitter train and put that in here. Or a radio. That'd be nice.
"For 100 rings can I get 1up?"
The slush puppy I just served your mum on this bullet train.
A: The Playstation 2 is complete shit and the Dreamcast is brilliant!
I really hope the Sonic joke book is full of funnies like that.
He doesn't have Stay Sonic, or the Martin Adams novels (home of the infamous Sonic the Toaster)...
Unfortunately I forgot where I downloaded the files in the first place.
[insert "double *dark-skinned human*" reference here]
I swear I've got some of these hidden away in my attic somewhere. Just pray the mice don't get to em before I do...
What do you get if you cross Johnny Five with the singer of the 1984 song The Riddle?
ROBOTNIK (Kershaw)
Laugh then!
-koval-
EGG, MAN!
What's the most annoying side of a coin?
TAILS!
What's Sonic's favourite method of drugging women before brutally raping them?
SPIKING their drink!
Thanks Trilby >.>
You can stop now. We won't think any less of you.
But this is only a bunch of pictures, so a fair trade would only be pictures of said sister. I guess.
In any case, here it is.
http://rapidshare.com/files/111759409/sonic-gamebook-1.zip.html