UKR: Why do your hens need one of those? Does it have a proper scientific purpose?
SIR RICH: To be honest they probably don't, what with them not living in tiny cages their entire lives, but it gives them something to look and peck at. Also, they're forest creatures so they like having dappled sunshine to lie around in, and it does give them that, too. We've also now lashed a load of logs together for them to balance on.
Basically it's what you do in the countryside in an attempt to silence the voices, the voices and their incessant calls for blood. We built a henge a couple of weeks ago and a firepit today, which is currently cooking a massive lump of beef. it's like gadgets, but gadgets made out of mud and sticks.
A site about games and game paraphernalia and how nothing's as good as we remember it, probably because we used to inhabit a FANTASY WORLD.
MICRO-BLOG
What are we half-heartedly skimming RIGHT NOW? RECENTLY...
Each post .02% worse than the last. SOMEONE KEPT THEIR SATURN POSTERS IN VERY GOOD CON... HEY! YOU WANNA RUN REALLY FAST JUST LIKE SONIC DOE... DREAMCAST SADNESS IN SUTTON COLDFIELD EXCLUSIVE! UNAPPROVED FUTURE SONIC MERCHANDISE! FORMER SEGA BOSS INNOVATES THE COMB OVER PSP LIE WATCH GOLD: ANOTHER UPDATE REGARDING 'GRAN... A BRIDGE THAT LOOKS LIKE A SPACE INVADER SEGA BATTERY UPDATE #2: MOOD SHOTS THE HTML ERAS
When men used to till the pages by hand. |
SHOPS
Use our Play or Amazon Shops to buy those shit Wii games you secretly like, helping the effort. ARCHIVES
12 years of wheat and chaff in one vast and impenetrable mass. |
Some updates weren't universally hated by the entire world within seconds of being uploaded.
1. The Animal Crossing Wild World mega-feature and public-service review
2. Sonic CD - screenshot parade
3. Cream The Rabbit sexual diagrams
4. OutRun2 screenshot-taking guide for the benefit of inept journalists
5. The personal UKR SEGA Toys Homestar planetarium review
6. Trying to buy an Xbox 360 in London
7. (STILL) THE MOST AMAZING PROMOTIONAL PHOTOGRAPH OF ALL TIME
8. A trip to GamesMaster (in Peckham)
Links to that blog of yours you started up and were excited about for a whole weekend.
FRIENDS
Some people we might've MET. Or at least seen in a room and been near. One Thousand Tiny Things I Hate "LIFESTYLE"
Other sites we are happy to officially endorse without requiring Adwords spend. PRIVACY POLICY
Having one is compulsory, apparently. Ours is here. It is not meant to be funny. |
ACQUAINTANCES
People off the internet. Quality and commitment levels may vary. |
It came with the template. Maybe in 2014 we'll jump on board the Twitter train and put that in here. Or a radio. That'd be nice.
BE afraid.
Then I'm going to buy said phone.
It's probly not hard to chew through the piece of shit that was the GD-ROM
Every summer, I attach myself CDs to a dead tree in my garden to scare the birds and protect the various seeds I plant... For this primordial taks, I use EXCLUSIVE XBOX DVD dating back the OPEN BETA of the XboxLive.
Nothing is good enough for my garden
The rest of the world almost certainly thinks we're weird.
Which has pissed me off, frankly.
adujjie - Equally as odd as this update.
BDXOOB : A Blu-Ray disc owning super noob (or twat)
I like this post.