"The large-scale investment required during the development and introductory period of a new gaming platform may not be fully recovered" - Some Worried Sony Moneyman Wondering Where The Glory Days Went, June 23, 2008.
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What are we half-heartedly skimming RIGHT NOW? RECENTLY...
Each post .02% worse than the last. EXCLUSIVE: THE 100 GREATEST GAMES OF ALL TIME ELSEWHERE ON "THE NETWORK" #00028 GAMES NIGHT SOCK-CHANGING MYSTERY FORTUNATELY, THIS LISTING HAS ENDED METAL GEAR SOLID 4 HAS "MINIMAL" IMPACT ON PS3 SAL... MUSIC FESTIVALS SHOULD BE NUKED FROM SPACE THE ULTIMATE SHAME OF ROCK BAND
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Use our Play or Amazon Shops to buy those shit Wii games you secretly like, helping the effort. ARCHIVES
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Some updates weren't universally hated by the entire world within seconds of being uploaded.
1. The Animal Crossing Wild World mega-feature and public-service review
2. Sonic CD - screenshot parade
3. Cream The Rabbit sexual diagrams
4. OutRun2 screenshot-taking guide for the benefit of inept journalists
5. The personal UKR SEGA Toys Homestar planetarium review
6. Trying to buy an Xbox 360 in London
7. (STILL) THE MOST AMAZING PROMOTIONAL PHOTOGRAPH OF ALL TIME
8. A trip to GamesMaster (in Peckham)
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It came with the template. Maybe in 2014 we'll jump on board the Twitter train and put that in here. Or a radio. That'd be nice.
It's on the first page of Google image results when you search for "PS3 pile."
I can't wait to see how they embarrass themselves at this year's E3!
It's ammunition like this that makes my Friday evening beer up that bit more self-satisfied.
I can't wait to see him.
Does this mean that Sony was suckered in to footing the bill for the profit of two other corporations, or did it manage to fail even with a genuine attempt at help? I'll let you decide.
Indeed, these Sony updates are the best thing about this site!