However, things can change quite rapidly in the world of video game criticism.
We reserve the right to change viewpoints and opinions by 100% on any given day, when SEGA games are involved.
Today, for example, we may just decide to declare Wii the best thing ever.
Because of this.
Because of HER!
There is a full tracklisting for Wii Samba here. It is enough to have us popping down to Toys R Us at lunchtime to place a pre-order. At least we held out for nearly two full years before caving in to Nintendo's scheme.
A site about games and game paraphernalia and how nothing's as good as we remember it, probably because we used to inhabit a FANTASY WORLD.
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MICRO-BLOG
What are we half-heartedly skimming RIGHT NOW? RECENTLY...
Each post .02% worse than the last. SHIT. CAN ANYONE LEND US A PS3? THINGS SEGA DID FIRST AND BEST: LOCAL CHAT THE URBAN THING WAS ACCEPTABLE IN 2D ALAN DOREE RELAUNCHING KIKIZO.COM GLADIATORS AND ANDY CRANE REVIEWING VIRTUA COP AND... NEW DEPTH OF THE WEEK: DREAMCAST LOGO SPOTTED ON M... DEATH TANK PARTY. OUR PLACE. BRING A CONTROLLER. WE DID NOT ATTEND "SUMMER OF SONIC"
THE HTML ERAS
When men used to till the pages by hand. |
SHOPS
Use our Play or Amazon Shops to buy those shit Wii games you secretly like, helping the effort. ARCHIVES
12 years of wheat and chaff in one vast and impenetrable mass. |
Some updates weren't universally hated by the entire world within seconds of being uploaded.
1. The Animal Crossing Wild World mega-feature and public-service review
2. Sonic CD - screenshot parade
3. Cream The Rabbit sexual diagrams
4. OutRun2 screenshot-taking guide for the benefit of inept journalists
5. The personal UKR SEGA Toys Homestar planetarium review
6. Trying to buy an Xbox 360 in London
7. (STILL) THE MOST AMAZING PROMOTIONAL PHOTOGRAPH OF ALL TIME
8. A trip to GamesMaster (in Peckham)
Links to that blog of yours you started up and were excited about for a whole weekend.
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FRIENDS
Some people we might've MET. Or at least seen in a room and been near. One Thousand Tiny Things I Hate "LIFESTYLE"
Other sites we are happy to officially endorse without requiring Adwords spend. PRIVACY POLICY
Having one is compulsory, apparently. Ours is here. It is not meant to be funny. |
ACQUAINTANCES
People off the internet. Quality and commitment levels may vary. |
It came with the template. Maybe in 2014 we'll jump on board the Twitter train and put that in here. Or a radio. That'd be nice.
Not even the lovely Ulala makes up for that pile of wank.
Other photos - Ulala in various forward facing poses only gets a single NORMAL at the bottom of the screen
Such an accurate representation of my anatomical response to Ulala's posterior I never thought I'd see...
Samba De Amigo is about as "Blue Skies in games" as you can get. Worth buying a Wii for all on it's own. Adding Ulala to the mix only sweetens the deal.