We lie often, but not about battery love.
"I don't know if you really care about the whole battery thing any more, but on the off-chance you do; I found this in a laser pointer that was given to me as a 'gift' for fixing someone's computer. The photo shows the 0% free from Mercury, 'Sonic Z' battery."
"I have attached a scaled down version of the photo for use on the internet and also a larger file for printing should you wish to do so - Michael."
A site about games and game paraphernalia and how nothing's as good as we remember it, probably because we used to inhabit a FANTASY WORLD.
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MICRO-BLOG
What are we half-heartedly skimming RIGHT NOW? RECENTLY...
Each post .02% worse than the last. NEW DEPTH OF THE WEEK: DREAMCAST LOGO SPOTTED ON M... DEATH TANK PARTY. OUR PLACE. BRING A CONTROLLER. WE DID NOT ATTEND "SUMMER OF SONIC" TOMB RAIDER MODEL'S "CROTCH SHOT" SHAME "MEET THE SEXY NEW LARA CROFT" ELSEWHERE ON "THE NETWORK" #00034 DUE TO PUBLIC DEMAND: THAT PHOTO OF GEMMA ATKINSON... DREAMCAST 2 ACHIEVES SIGNIFICANT PENETRATION IN UR...
THE HTML ERAS
When men used to till the pages by hand. |
SHOPS
Use our Play or Amazon Shops to buy those shit Wii games you secretly like, helping the effort. ARCHIVES
12 years of wheat and chaff in one vast and impenetrable mass. |
Some updates weren't universally hated by the entire world within seconds of being uploaded.
1. The Animal Crossing Wild World mega-feature and public-service review
2. Sonic CD - screenshot parade
3. Cream The Rabbit sexual diagrams
4. OutRun2 screenshot-taking guide for the benefit of inept journalists
5. The personal UKR SEGA Toys Homestar planetarium review
6. Trying to buy an Xbox 360 in London
7. (STILL) THE MOST AMAZING PROMOTIONAL PHOTOGRAPH OF ALL TIME
8. A trip to GamesMaster (in Peckham)
Links to that blog of yours you started up and were excited about for a whole weekend.
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FRIENDS
Some people we might've MET. Or at least seen in a room and been near. One Thousand Tiny Things I Hate "LIFESTYLE"
Other sites we are happy to officially endorse without requiring Adwords spend. PRIVACY POLICY
Having one is compulsory, apparently. Ours is here. It is not meant to be funny. |
ACQUAINTANCES
People off the internet. Quality and commitment levels may vary. |
It came with the template. Maybe in 2014 we'll jump on board the Twitter train and put that in here. Or a radio. That'd be nice.
The truth is that upon seeing collections like the one above I realised I would always be a two bit player and didn’t have the commitment or money to be up there with the big shot hoarders. One day though, my collection of octopus themed office products will be the envy of someone.