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THE SEGA TOYS... HEALING LOG
Proof that we won't automatically buy anything with the SEGA Toys logo on. The SEGA Toys Healing Log. Or, the SEGA Toys Realistic Lady's Poo (XXL).
"Subtly enhance any room when relaxing ambient sounds begin, and the source is the Iyashi-log. Shaped as a piece of Japanese-style charcoal (a traditional sign of cleanliness), the Iyashi Healing Log blends perfectly into any room and adds beauty not only as a sound source, but in style as well."



"What SEGA's making instead of Dreamcast 2. A 'Healing Log'. What the... :(" - Matt.
Posted by Cmdr_Zorg 1:54:00 PM 9 comments
Blogger GigerPunk said...
Riiiight...and where's that inserted, exactly?

womby = I dunno, something about disabled wombles or summat?
2:04 PM  
Blogger phorenzik said...
This should have been put into that 'Things that Sega are making instead of Dreamcast 2' category I created a few weeks ago but never really followed up on.
5:12 PM  
Blogger Apples and Oranges said...
I groaned when I saw that, thinking it was something else. Sega always manages to trick me.
8:10 PM  
Blogger soci-o-path said...
Yeah, but a third party made a dildo add-on for Rez. Not sure if it was Dreamcast or PS2.

Really.
8:39 PM  
Blogger Branch-me-do said...
It's obviously a knobbly dildo (all the fun of shoving a branch up your vag without those messy splinters!) and little Ping Pong there is fast asleep having rogered herself to a squeaky Azn Orgzm with it.
1:27 AM  
Blogger fujiwaratofu said...
this is just another one of Japanese ladies fantasies...having sex with a black man.
12:40 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...
You could put it in a swimming pool and...

:(
11:27 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...
The log lady from Twin Peaks would buy this; can't think of anyone else.
1:54 PM  
Blogger Gnac said...
Would. Buy one, that is.
5:37 PM  

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