It has 14 amazing features, several of which are explained on the box. We're betting one of the remaining ten is "Durable plastic casing."
From here. Even comes with "Original battery bundle." Imagine that!
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Someone did, but we've lost your email. Sorry about that. Thanks, anyway. If you had anything particularly funny to say about it send it in and we'll stick it on.
A site about games and game paraphernalia and how nothing's as good as we remember it, probably because we used to inhabit a FANTASY WORLD.
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What are we half-heartedly skimming RIGHT NOW? RECENTLY...
Each post .02% worse than the last. THE URBAN THING WAS ACCEPTABLE IN 2D ALAN DOREE RELAUNCHING KIKIZO.COM GLADIATORS AND ANDY CRANE REVIEWING VIRTUA COP AND... NEW DEPTH OF THE WEEK: DREAMCAST LOGO SPOTTED ON M... DEATH TANK PARTY. OUR PLACE. BRING A CONTROLLER. WE DID NOT ATTEND "SUMMER OF SONIC" TOMB RAIDER MODEL'S "CROTCH SHOT" SHAME "MEET THE SEXY NEW LARA CROFT"
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When men used to till the pages by hand. |
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Use our Play or Amazon Shops to buy those shit Wii games you secretly like, helping the effort. ARCHIVES
12 years of wheat and chaff in one vast and impenetrable mass. |
Some updates weren't universally hated by the entire world within seconds of being uploaded.
1. The Animal Crossing Wild World mega-feature and public-service review
2. Sonic CD - screenshot parade
3. Cream The Rabbit sexual diagrams
4. OutRun2 screenshot-taking guide for the benefit of inept journalists
5. The personal UKR SEGA Toys Homestar planetarium review
6. Trying to buy an Xbox 360 in London
7. (STILL) THE MOST AMAZING PROMOTIONAL PHOTOGRAPH OF ALL TIME
8. A trip to GamesMaster (in Peckham)
Links to that blog of yours you started up and were excited about for a whole weekend.
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Other sites we are happy to officially endorse without requiring Adwords spend. PRIVACY POLICY
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It came with the template. Maybe in 2014 we'll jump on board the Twitter train and put that in here. Or a radio. That'd be nice.
See, even teachers were allowed to get in on the filth back then. It was a simpler time.
But anyway, I just came across the OutRun remix to end all OutRun remixes. A MSX rendition of Passing Breeze, and it sounds absolutely wonderful. Beating even the excellent Euro Remix of our friend Richard.
http://de.nicovideo.jp/watch/1211050326
I almost cried at how beautiful this is.
http://tinyurl.com/6q8cge
(1) SEGA IR 7000 main unit (c) 1994
(1) Original battery bundle
(1) Original Sega box
(1) Original Sega manual
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that's right - original battery bundle!! What rare SEGA-approved/manufactured batteries lie dormant since 1994?? It's in-box, and with a manual! Do mine eyes deceive me?! It resembles one of those horizontal electronic-travel-translators, but has the beautiful SEGA brand printed on the top left, and communicates via Infra-Red! That's IR technology in a SEGA hand-held device 4 years before Ninty's 1998 'GameBoy Color'. perhaps this was supposed to be merged with the Game Gear to create a dual-screen, wireless-link entertainment system back in the first half of the 90's? Who knows...