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Finally. The in-house casting sessions at Eidos have finished, the sofa has been wiped down, and here she is. Alison Carroll - the new woman that's going to be whored to oblivion in the name of this year's Tomb Raider game.


Alison Carroll, imminent husk

Initial impressions: A meaty Posh Spice. Adequate. That lens flare effect is totally uncalled for. We are yet to be supplied with hi-res versions for skin texture analysis.


Only a 7/10 on the McAndrew Scale

More information, including the tantalising and Nuts/Zoo reader-pleasing news that she's "single and having fun" here.


The hunted becomes the even more hunted

Hit up Facebook, MySpace, Bebo and all the rest. Incriminating photos of her early years MUST be found.
Blogger Carriageman said...
looks like she already has carpet burns on he knee
Blogger Steve said...
You can see her BCG injection scar. You'd think they'd airbrush something like that out. Maybe they're pretending it's from a shark bite or something like I do with mine.
Blogger cowbrain said...
She's nowhere near tall enough to play Lara Croft.

I happen to think she's a bit of a dog too...

mfnypeoo: Smelly minge!
Blogger mikolai said...
A chunky midget. All wrong.
Blogger SMEGHaMMeR said...
Chunkymidget should definitely be a real word.

Trying to think of a comedy abbreviation/amalgamtion thing and fail.
Blogger Mark said...
Perhaps they're hoping that the game is so good they don't need an attractive Lara anymore. How wrong they are.

mfvwj: The noise she makes being single, having fun and gargling sun readers cum
Blogger Sean said...
just "discovered" these shots,
this must be some sort of mistake?

http://bunnywithfangs.com/2008/08/angelina-is-not-lara-croft-anymore/
Blogger mihr said...
isn't this all so more wrong than just posing naked. i mean bearing your half covered snatch at the world is a bit weird is it not?
Blogger Naveed said...
whoever thinks angelina jolie is hot, and thinks this chick isn't needs their eyes checked and their dick chopped off

-koval-

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